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There's some helpful hints that I probably wouldn't have thought of and then...he suggests an unplugged wedding. And has some interesting ideas that probably include traveling to take pictures...which lead to a gap.
But the ultimate suggestion: “A lot of people do the official paperwork a day or two beforehand, which gives them total freedom to get hitched wherever they want.” And later: “You can only get married legally on certain listed locations, so they’d done a registry office thing back home."
He also points out a wedding where the groomsmen did all the work, even food. And apparently that was awesome.
Sigh. The good fight continues.
At least he told the grooms it's their day too.