DH came home from work on Friday and announced that he got me a present. . . . It was a little handgun. I think I correctly informed him that it was a gift for himself, because the 2 handguns he already has are bulky and hard to carry discreetly (he works with large quantities of cash in areas frequented by gang members, so he carrys regularly). He told me he was going to get me another gift. . . . my programmable crockpot with a warming feature and meat probe arrives today!!!!!!!!!!!!!