The surprise party for my sister was a success. She really had no idea and her reaction was priceless.

The kiddo's bday is today. He's 14 going on 4...I swear. He's forgotten his ID/lunch pass the last 2 school days and I can't bring it to him because our schedules don't sync up (he eats lunch super early). IDK why he can't remember his stuff and/or why they can't take his student ID number to charge his lunch account. I'm going to staple that thing to him.
We set up our tree yesterday. DH hates it because it's small. It worked fine in our last (smaller) house. He wants to go buy a real tree, and do everything over. He didn't help set up anything yesterday except for puting garland on the tree (he actually disappeared for a half hour or so while we were decorating to put in some throne time). So he can knock himself out.
I'm glad the party marathon is over. I'm over cleaning like a crazy person and then having a a huge mess to clean up afterward. People did bring us alcohol, so we actually ended up with more than we started with.
I need someone to come clean my dirty-ass kitchen and put it back together. Any takers?