I feel the need to repost this: OK cupid fails

larrygaga · December 2014

I'm going to post this everytime I come across it in my files, okay? Okay.

beethery · December 2014

The girl who was running the tumblr for this got SO MUCH harassment from the people she exposed on there. It was nuts. All from shit they put out there themselves.

larrygaga · December 2014

beethery said:

The girl who was running the tumblr for this got SO MUCH harassment from the people she exposed on there. It was nuts. All from shit they put out there themselves.

God bless her soul. She is a hero, a martyr even.

chibiyui · December 2014

Oh man. Okcupid.

I met H there. Good people to be found. But so many creepers.

So many. Much creeping.

Much tiny penis rage.

VulgarGirl · December 2014

I wanna go to school to be an airplane!! Where was that option on career day?

beethery · December 2014

larrygaga said:

beethery said:

The girl who was running the tumblr for this got SO MUCH harassment from the people she exposed on there. It was nuts. All from shit they put out there themselves.

God bless her soul. She is a hero, a martyr even.

That tumblr was GOLD. GOLD, I TELL YOU! I was very sad when she shut it down.

doeydo · December 2014

I love the internet.

CMGragain · December 2014

Well, at least my son isn't on there!

larrygaga · December 2014

CMGragain said:
Well, at least my son isn't on there!

I would hope not!

chibiyui · December 2014

doeydo said:

I love the internet.

I can not with the conservative brony. Can. Not. Even.

lc07 · December 2014

Thanks, Larry. I am seriously officially a Cat Lady FOR LIFE!!

jdluvr06 · December 2014

H had a friend who liked to make up outlandish profiles on okcupid just to see what people said. I have to wonder if any of these belong to him. Lol.

raissyrais · December 2014

How do these assholes even function in real life?

NavyBlue143 · December 2014

I'm fairly certain Rush Limbro up there is a troll. It reads almost exactly like something you'd hear on Colbert.

flutteringinfl · December 2014

I love reading these. I'm so happy I don't need dating sites anymore.

novella1186 · December 2014

This is giving me traumatic flashbacks to dating. I just want to go home and hug the shit out of FI for being such a normal, well-adjusted guy, and for taking me out of the dating pool. Holy shit.

littlemushroom · December 2014

My friends that just got married in May met on OKCupid. I met DH on Match. I never saw any profiles there like the stuff posted above, which is lucky. If I had I don't know that I could have stuck it out long enough to find him. Good on my friends for being stronger than me. She has some horror stories from OKC so I know she encountered stuff like the above.

mikenberger · December 2014

Those are pretty awful but Plenty of Fish is a whole 'nother brand of awful. Ugh. I shudder to think about it.

VulgarGirl · December 2014

I'm just saying....these are all creepy guys.

Another point for everyone becoming a lesbian. It's better over here.

(ignoring my own fucked up creepy ex-girlfriends)

sophhabobopha · December 2014

What hotties. Wish I was still single.

hellosweetie1015 · December 2014

Yeah... I met FI on OKC. I don't remember his profile much, and I'm pretty sure he deleted his. (I just ignore mine, although perhaps I should just go ahead and delete it.)(After I go read all of FI's cute messages from our first chat.)

lovegood90 · December 2014

I'm cackling so hard. This is awful but hilarious that people like this actually live on earth.

AlexisA01 · December 2014

larrygaga said:

beethery said:

The girl who was running the tumblr for this got SO MUCH harassment from the people she exposed on there. It was nuts. All from shit they put out there themselves.

God bless her soul. She is a hero, a martyr even.

Stupid Box
I not surprised. Some of the people on there are insane.

alpacalunch · December 2014

MagicInk said:

I wanna go to school to be an airplane!! Where was that option on career day?

Until I was 6, my dream was to become a firetruck. Knowing that I missed out on a different concentration at his school? Life is barely worth living.

Also, this might just be the best thing I've ever read.

drunkenwitch · December 2014

This just reminds me of how incredibly fucking lucky I am to have met my BF. So lucky.

parkera92 · January 2015

The guy with the mustache and long braid looks like Bob from Bob's Burgers and Borat.

wrigleyville · January 2015

novella1186 said:

This is giving me traumatic flashbacks to dating. I just want to go home and hug the shit out of FI for being such a normal, well-adjusted guy, and for taking me out of the dating pool. Holy shit.

I had the exact same thought. Yaaaaaayyyy for being done with that shit.

blabla89 · January 2015

I just want to hug FI and thank him for not being one of these guys.

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lacqueredlover · January 2015

Haha I actually met my FI on OK Cupid! Luckily he wasn't a crazy one

JennyColada · January 2015

I met DH on OkCupid, but before that I had these:

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