My aunt (who'll you remember from such events as crashing my rehearsal) was invited to my house for Christmas. When she got there, she told us that she was sick and had a fever of 101 the day before.
Uh. I know it's Christmas and all, but maybe you could skip it this year instead of getting everyone sick? My 92 year old Grandma is sick now. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal, but every cold at that age is concerning, you know?
And because I'm a paranoid weirdo, I keep thinking my throat hurts, and my body aches, and I'm overly tired. Gah!