I made a thing for the perfect elegant and rustic wedding

Re: I made a thing for the perfect elegant and rustic wedding

• theartistformerlyknownas member

  

  January 2015

  Darn it, I was hoping for a candelabra made from burlap and straw that goes up in flames once the candles reach a certain point.

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• climbingsingle member

  

  January 2015

  Hahahahahahahahaha!

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• holyguacamole79 member

  

  January 2015

  When I saw this title, I almost puked. Then I saw it was you and knew it'd be awesome!!

  
  
  
  
  

  

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• Kahlyla member

  

  January 2015

  But... it's not written on a chalkboard sign?
  

  

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• larrygaga member

  

  January 2015

  Kahlyla said:

  But... it's not written on a chalkboard sign?
  

  OH DAMN I knew I forgot something

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• vulpiepop member

  

  January 2015

  What about the burlap and lace?

  
  

  

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• drunkenwitch member

  

  January 2015

  Where's the mason jar?

  

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• KatieinBkln member

  

  January 2015

  See also: Tacky-Chic, Casual-Formal, "natural surgical solutions," and Daytime Black Tie.

  
  

  This baby knows exactly how I feel

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• larrygaga member

  

  January 2015

  Also, I discovered a pet peeve. When I google a recipe, I do not want to read a fucking 800 page essay about your recipe. What the hell are these blogs? GET OUT

  
  

  
  

  I will never leave http://allrecipes.com/?prop24=PN_Logo

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  

  January 2015 edited June 2015

  
  

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• lurkergirl member

  

  January 2015

  larrygaga said:

  Also, I discovered a pet peeve. When I google a recipe, I do not want to read a fucking 800 page essay about your recipe. What the hell are these blogs? GET OUT

  
  

  
  

  I will never leave http://allrecipes.com/?prop24=PN_Logo

  ON MOBILE SO MAYBE BOXES?
  
  pinterest has ruined googling recipes.
  
  There is also another huge problem with the blog recipes which is that so many of them are just complete shit.

  
  
  
  

  
  

  
  

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• wrigleyville member

  

  January 2015

  larrygaga said:

  Also, I discovered a pet peeve. When I google a recipe, I do not want to read a fucking 800 page essay about your recipe. What the hell are these blogs? GET OUT

  
  

  
  

  I will never leave http://allrecipes.com/?prop24=PN_Logo

  I was bitching about this other day. I don't care that your kids love it, that you love caramel, that it's a gorgeous spring day, or that 800 bazillion people at your church demand this recipe. Just give me the fucking recipe.

  
  

  Here's a really good example of one that pissed me off:

  
  

  http://cookiesandcups.com/santa-party-mix/
  

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• larrygaga member

  

  January 2015

  wrigleyville said:

  larrygaga said:

  Also, I discovered a pet peeve. When I google a recipe, I do not want to read a fucking 800 page essay about your recipe. What the hell are these blogs? GET OUT

  
  

  
  

  I will never leave http://allrecipes.com/?prop24=PN_Logo

  I was bitching about this other day. I don't care that your kids love it, that you love caramel, that it's a gorgeous spring day, or that 800 bazillion people at your church demand this recipe. Just give me the fucking recipe.

  
  

  Here's a really good example of one that pissed me off:

  
  

  http://cookiesandcups.com/santa-party-mix/
  

  When the recipe is fucking mixed in with the bloggggggggggggggggg

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• KatieinBkln member

  

  January 2015

  wrigleyville said:

  larrygaga said:

  Also, I discovered a pet peeve. When I google a recipe, I do not want to read a fucking 800 page essay about your recipe. What the hell are these blogs? GET OUT

  
  

  
  

  I will never leave http://allrecipes.com/?prop24=PN_Logo

  I was bitching about this other day. I don't care that your kids love it, that you love caramel, that it's a gorgeous spring day, or that 800 bazillion people at your church demand this recipe. Just give me the fucking recipe.

  
  

  Here's a really good example of one that pissed me off:

  
  

  http://cookiesandcups.com/santa-party-mix/
  

  So it was REALLY cold out, and the kids were going stir-crazy being stuck inside, so while I sent them off to play in the subzero temperatures (poor babies! But I didn't care, lol!) I thought I'd make up a kid-friendly hot cocoa, but with--GET THIS--vegetables. Sneaked inside! Because kids haaaate vegetables and I'm certainly happy to make my life more complicated and annoying by buying into that cultural norm!

  Insert more inane shit about my inane life and mediocre children here. Insert insulting comment about my husband's "inability" to help out in the kitchen and my own complicity in said "incompetence" here. Insert any sense of self-awareness NOWHERE.

  Four more paragraphs about nothing.

  MEDIOCRE RECIPE FOR WEIRD VEGGIE HOT COCOA

  [Inexplicably beautiful photograph (the one that made it to Pinterest) with sexy lighting and the cutest mugs ever to draw in normal people to my site to get them to read about my dull children and try my crazypants food]
  

  
  

  This baby knows exactly how I feel

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