Background: Last year someone posted on the neighborhood facebook page to see if anyone was interested in getting a group started. Four of them have girls the same age and use a fifth woman as their sitter so they all sort of new each other. Every month it gets posted and a few different people show up, but we've kind of been the main 6.
Two months ago I hosted and we had two new bloods. One of them I call my neighborhood crazy. She's a 9-11/Sandy Hook conspiracy person that jumps from guy to guy. She strange but harmless. Then there was the other one. She spent the better part of the night talking about her daughter that had passed. It wasn't the normal happy vibe, but eh, that happens sometimes. It's good.
Last month we were doing a Christmas sexy white elephant. First crazy lady doesn't come, but we gain a new crazy that spends the night talking about her dead mother and her asshole husband.
The crazy with the daughter that died starts in on sex talk.
She's going on and on about sucking the balls to control your spouse. She's been married 28 years so she knows how to make a marriage last.
Then she tells me I need to greet DH at the door in one of his work shirts. You know the uniform shirts with the company name and his name on each side of the chest? No. But she won't stop. She won't stop with the shirt and telling me I need to suck his balls.
Then there was a story about living in her MIL's house. They were going at it on the couch when his mom came into the adjoining kitchen for a drink. She made her husband finish while her mom stood there.
There are two women in the group that are pregnant. She proceeds to tell them that once a day they should take their urine and wipe it in their kids mouth. She did this and they never got thrush. Um, no.
And the granddaddy:
She is well endowed and was all about the sex talk with the boobs. One of her big stories was about breastfeeding a baby on one boob while her husband fed off of the other one.
NONONONONONONOONOONONONONNOOO!!!
Why would you do this? Why would you share this with people you've met twice? How do you look them in the eye again?
She's invited DH and I over to hot tub. First time I turned her down citing a church event. Second time I flat out ignored.