Gross bathroom story: DH's parent's friends have the most disgusting house ever. Ever. Hoarder's paradise. I've been there 2 or 3 times and it was awful both times. I stayed outside for the most part while there. DH said that one time when he was there, he looked behind the shower curtain and there was a turtle living in the filthy tub.
House story: A chick on my mom board is buying a house that needs a fair amount of work. It was inherited by the sons of a couple that died. The sons were Juggalos. The basement is filled with ICP graffiti and all sorts of phrases like "Sarah is a whore!" and "Live fresh or die bitches!". She took pics and they're the best.