It's all just open discussion questions like how will you raise your kids and do your inlaws hate you and other such things. Some of these questions led to some pretty hilarious story telling, so I'm going to ask you guys
What was the worst trouble you ever got into as a child?
I'll start: I never really got caught for the truley terrible things I did. So I never really got into a lot of serious trouble. Once when I was maybe 11 I tossed the phone onto the couch when I was done using it. I hit this beautiful and expensive glass lamp my mom had gotten from her grandmother. I obliterated it and went into full panic mode. I decided the best thing to do was clean it up before my mom saw, and maybe she would never notice this lamp went missing. (yeah, ok) I swept up the glass with my bare hands and obviously made a huge bloody mess. My mom caught me doing that, flipped her shit and cleaned me up. When she made sure I was okay and didn't really need to go to the doctor, she sent me to my room. For some reason I just got so so so mad and was walking around slamming doors and yelling about how it wasn't my fault the lamp was so breakable and other stupid pre-teen stuff. I don't know why I went off like that, but it obviously went from 0 to 100 with my mom and I was locked in my room without dinner for the rest of the night.
So I decided the next best course of action would be to take a screwdriver, take the screen out of my window, climb down to the first story and run out into the middle of the woods and spend the night in my favorite tree. I couldn't remember how to take the screen off like my dad showed me, so I just cut through it with a screwdriver. I was halfway out the window when my dad came in and hurled me back inside.
I was too old for spanking but you better believe I got spanked anyway. Then I was grounded for a month and everything was taken away from me. My dad is a real softie for me because I'm his first biological daughter, so he let me off the hook after a few weeks. Oh my god I still can't believe he was able to physically pick me up and throw me across the room. My parents hit but it was never really that abusive. It was more like slaps on the arms or spanking. I never made my dad so mad that he actually hurt me for real before. I think that was part of the reason I got off my punishment early.
I have never pissed of my parents so badly in such a horrible spiral of bad choices. In one fell swoop I ruined a heirloom lamp, a couch, a rug, several pillows, my clothes, I put a dent in the wall from slamming doors and I ripped my bedroom window screen. It's okay, we are all forgiven and we have forgotten.