Last time I posted a TMI/ BC thread there was quite a bit of discussion about IUDs so I thought I would follow up. Because all of you are obviously on the edge of your seats about my plan to not get pregnant for the next year, right? You mean NO? Well, I'm going to tell you anyway.
I got my IUD yesterday and it was way less terrible than I heard it might be! I had read a lot of horror stories on TK and online in general so I was pretty nervous, but it actually was not so bad. The procedure took about five minutes and it hurt quite a lot while she was doing it, but it was over quickly. For about 20 minutes after the procedure I felt kind of shaky and nauseous, so I called Fi to come "pick me up." Read: walk to the doctor's office 15 minutes from our house, and ride in the taxi back home with me, because I was afraid I might puke and I didn't want to be alone in a taxi for that. Did I mention he's the best? He's the best.
I took a Midol and got in bed with the heating pad, the dog, and one of the cats and slept for a couple of hours. We had a big family party to attend that night in Brooklyn (and no, not downtown, it took literally an hour on the subway, ugh) so I was kinda grumpy about getting dressed up and going into the world. I basically felt like the worst period cramps I ever had. But I danced a little at the party, and took some more Midol before bed, and I was basically fine. I still feel slightly crampy, but nothing at all like I was afraid of. So I wanted to share a counterbalance to some of the IUD terribles I had read. I think the experience must just be different for everybody.
And now a funny Fi story. At this family party, there were several adorable children in various stages of baby-to-toddlerdom. Fi spent a big chunk of the party holding this adorable baby in, I kid you not, a cable sweater onesie. The cutest thing I've ever seen. Fi said at least three times throughout the night, "Make me one! Let's have one! If you get pregnant in a couple months you won't even show in your dress."
Cue the death stare. "Of all days for you to tell me this, today is really not the day."
"I'm not a rude bitch. I'm ten rude bitches in a large coat."