How to Ruin a Wedding in 5 Words

Re: How to Ruin a Wedding in 5 Words

• levioosa member

  

  January 2015

  How to ruin a wedding in three words: "IT'S MY DAY!!!!!!"
  

  
  

  
  

  

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• theartistformerlyknownas member

  

  January 2015

  LOL love the Friends one.

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• JennyColada member

  

  January 2015

  Haha. Those are cute!
  
  How about:
  Thanks for the green card!
  Or
  Anyone want to join Sisterwives?

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• theartistformerlyknownas member

  

  January 2015

  This actually happened... new BIL looking me up and down saying to H "We're a family that shares." (All in good fun, of course.)

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• Cookie Pusher member

  

  January 2015

  "My divorce isn't final yet."

  "Time for the money dance!"

  "You didn't know it's potluck?"

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• JennyColada member

  

  January 2015

  Oh yea, I'm into beastiality...
  
  You look a lot like my mom.

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• [Deleted User] member

  

  January 2015 edited June 2015

  
  

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• dcbride86 member

  

  January 2015

  "Did someone order a stripper?"

  <a href="'>http://www.theknot.com/?utm_source=ticker&utm_medium=HTML&utm_campaign=tickers" title="Free Wedding Vows">

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• thisismynickname2 member

  

  January 2015

  pinkrevenge said:

  "We don't have enough seats"
  
  "We didn't order enough food"
  
  "You didn't cover your plate"
  
  "Today is my real wedding"
  
  If everyone really loved me..."
  

  To the bolded, in so many words, that actually happened to my coworker. He was told after the wedding his gift wasn't good enough.  

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• chibiyui member

  

  January 2015

  I freaking love Chris Hardwick. His Ghostbusters rant last night was on. Fucking. Point.
  
  

  
  

  And in the spirit of the post
  
  "I never signed the prenup"

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

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• dcbride86 member

  

  January 2015

  chibiyui said:

  I freaking love Chris Hardwick. His Ghostbusters rant last night was on. Fucking. Point.
  
  

  
  

  And in the spirit of the post
  
  "I never signed the prenup"

  Playing off that: "But first - sign this prenup"
  

  <a href="'>http://www.theknot.com/?utm_source=ticker&utm_medium=HTML&utm_campaign=tickers" title="Free Wedding Vows">

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• dcbride86 member

  

  January 2015

  "I'm here to avoid fines"

  (it's the closest I could come to "I'm just here so I won't get fined" in 5 words)

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• vulpiepop member

  

  January 2015

  "Up for a threeway?"

  
  

  "My ex-wife/husband is here"

  
  

  "How's your life insurance policy?"

  
  

  "The chicken are still alive"

  
  

  "When can we get divorced?"

  
  

  

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• novella1186 member

  

  January 2015

   

  "Your dad has the microphone" 

  

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• southernbelle0915 mod

  

  January 2015

  "They got married last year..."

  
  

  "It's 1:00. Reception starts WHEN?"

  
  

  "Dance with me? $10, please."

  
  

  "You can come after dinner..."

  
  

  (on the invitation) "For your convenience, registry information:"

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• hellohkb mod

  

  January 2015

  The article was hilarious but I think I like the Knottie's suggestions even better.

  
  
  

  
  
  
  

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• VulgarGirl member

  

  January 2015 edited January 2015

  dcbride86 said: "Did someone order a stripper?"
  
  No no, things that would ruin a wedding. Not make it an epic party.

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• porkchops926 member

  

  January 2015

  Oh god do I love At Midnight...

  

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