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Ovaries can suck it

themuffinman16themuffinman16 member
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Having Endometriosis and TTC is just a bushel of nope. Sex has been increasingly painful. What was once fun, now I dread it, and I am in tears during it (which makes my husband feel awful, but we have to do it, anyway.)  Hormones usually keep those little bitch ovaries in check, but, naturally, I had to go off of them.  There is little I can do, but get pregnant or go back on the pill. Just kind of sucky, right now, and I wanted to vent. Please... can I get knocked the hell up, soon?
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  • wrigleyvillewrigleyville member
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    edited February 2015
    So, this is super personal, but is there any way you guys could do the "turkey baster" thing instead? I'm sure he doesn't want to keep hurting you. You could still do fun, sexy time without the penetration (well, penis penetration anyway). Maybe your doctor could give you one of the basters?

    I'm sorry. :(
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  • themuffinman16themuffinman16 member
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    edited February 2015
    H has offered that, but it just felt weird to me, and not how I envisioned creating our baby. Please don't take any offense to this, I know several knotties have had to use the basting method to get pregnant.  I just thought it would be different.  If the pain increases throughout my cycle, I may have to consider doing this. 
      Unfortunately when my ovaries are little douchecanoes, I can only focus on him for foreplay.  Any pleasure on my end, just makes it hurt all the more. (whether it is external or internal). 
       
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  • themuffinman16themuffinman16 member
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    Sorry, my post was really whiny. I was just a little bummed. However I get pregnant does not matter. He/she could come to me by carrier pigeon, and I will be happy to have future spawn. (I'm on board with carrier pigeons because the visual put me in a better mood.) 
      I should try whatever works, and I am sure H would appreciate not hurting me. I'll look into it @wrigleyville
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  • wrigleyvillewrigleyville member
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    I get what you're saying. I understand it must feel like your body is letting you down, and I'm really sorry about that. I didn't hear it as whining at all. I'd be very upset too.
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  • blabla89blabla89 member
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    I don't think you're being whiny at all. I'm so sorry you're going through this. *Hugs*
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  • FiancBFiancB member
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    I'm sorry :( endometriosis sucks hardcore. You aren't being whiny at all. It's like, sex is supposed to be nice. That would be like if every time you ate you got a stabbing pain as you swallowed. If that makes sense. 

    Hope you get pregnant soon. 
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  • holyguacamole79holyguacamole79 member
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    I sometimes want to do this to my ovaries.
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  • themuffinman16themuffinman16 member
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    This made me burst into laughter. Thank you. I needed that
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  • levioosalevioosa member
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    *Hugs* I'm sorry you are going through this. 


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  • PrettyGirlLostPrettyGirlLost member
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    I'm sorry  *sadface*
    Being a woman fucking sucks sometimes, eh?

    "Love is the one thing we're capable of perceiving that transcends time and space."


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  • InkdancerInkdancer member
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    I'm so sorry, darling. Fertility issues suck. At the moment my ovaries are at war with me, so I feel ya.
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  • theartistformerlyknownastheartistformerlyknownas member
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    Big hugs, Muffin. I hope you get good 'n' preggers really soon so you can stop worrying about this for a while.
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  • larrygagalarrygaga member
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    There are lots of kids out there who need to be adopted by loving families! I hope you feel better :(
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  • themuffinman16themuffinman16 member
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    edited February 2015
    larrygaga said:

    There are lots of kids out there who need to be adopted by loving families! I hope you feel better :

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    larrygaga said:

    We plan on fostering and then adopting children, but H wanted to have a biological child, first, because I am 36 years old. (I am all for adopting, whenever, but thought we could try to get pregnant, as well). I feel we also would need to move into a larger place before the system would place children with us.  If we do not get pregnant within a year, H said he would be okay with fostering/ adopting first.

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  • ashley8918ashley8918 member
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    I came in here to make a "suck an egg" joke, but I already forgot it.

    I am really sorry that you're going through this, but It's great that you are into the idea of fostering and adopting. You are good people..
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  • KatieinBklnKatieinBkln member
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    I did not find your post to be too whiny. However, if ever there were a legitimate (heh) reason to whine, painful sex would be IT.

    I'm sorry you're going through this. What a rough ticket. Hoping you get knocked up ASAP!*


    *file that under: Things I never thought I'd say back when I was 16.
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    Sorry you are having so much trouble. Hoping you get KU soon!
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