Sexy... or not

Re: Sexy... or not

• psychbabe314 member

  

  April 2015

  Yep... that would make me feel a bit unsexy too!
  

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• bethsmiles member

  

  April 2015

  Meh, I wouldn't over-think it or take it personally. It's pretty common to not really remember things you woke up in the middle of the night to do. It was the middle of the night, clearly he was tired because he was asleep. Maybe he wasn't sure if he dreamed it or not. Doesn't mean he didn't enjoy it.

  
  

  
  

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• Swazzle member

  

  April 2015

  I was wondering who OP was when I first opened this thread and then was definitely even further confused after reading the post. What on Earth? 

  
  

  
  

  
  
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  

  April 2015 edited April 2015

  Ooops! Meant to post this in chit-chat, i've talked to ladies on that board before. Must've gotten my windows confused! Ignored this ladies!

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• [Deleted User] member

  

  April 2015

  I talked to H while he was showering this morning and within 5 minutes I promptly forgot he had taken a shower at all.
  

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• Hummingbird125 member

  

  April 2015

  ....every morning after we've had sex FI asks me the same question. I think he just likes confirmation that he did, in fact, get to sleep with someone as awesome as me. Or at least that's what I tell myself.

  
  

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• buddysmom80 member

  

  April 2015

  What did I just read?

  No more surprise sex for us, our dog is a fucking cock block.

   

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• LizzyTish88 member

  

  April 2015

  @buddysmom80 SAME! 

  
  

  Last night Tessie licked BFs foot and came over and whined the same way as a moan. It was like " Oh, oh, *whine*, *whine*." We could not stop laughing. THAT is not sexy. 

  

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• cu97tiger member

  

  April 2015

  Eh, I can see how it would be easy to wonder if middle-of-the-night sex was really dream sex. 

  
  

  Also, the dogs.... @buddysmom80 and @caseface5... Fritz likes to get his face right up in between mine and DHs. Not to mention if I'm trying to give DH a BJ... I have to box the dogs out to make sure they don't try to get in there with me. AWKWARD.

  

  
  

  

  
  

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• buddysmom80 member

  

  April 2015

  We kick my dog out when we know we're going to have sex, but the whole middle of the night sex thing isn't as fun when I'm like "hold on, let me let the dog out, then keep him out of the bedroom. Okay, we can have sex. Oh, you fell back asleep..."

   

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• [Deleted User] member

  

  April 2015

  DH and I definitely can't fool around with Maddux in the room. Maddux thinks that we are "wrestling" and then he tries to get in on the fun and it just doesn't work lol. Plus Maddux likes to go for mine as well as DH's parts sooo we are trying to avoid getting head butted in the crotch as well.

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• GoldenPenguin mod

  

  April 2015

  Vi gets embarrassed and has to leave the room. She's a very sensitive soul. 

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• labro member

  

  April 2015

  Cinders ignores us. I think she's figured out that we're not going to pay any attention to her until we're done, so she'll go lay down and then when we're finished her cold nose pokes over the bed trying to get our attention.

  
  

  
  

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• AlPacina member

  

  April 2015 edited April 2015

  My dog has bitten my naked boob twice. Little bastard............... But I know something's about to happen when BF puts the dog outside or in his kennel. I normally do the dog stuff, so I'm like "Oh, he's putting the dog somewhere where he can't bite my boob? IT'S ON!"

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• speakeasy14 member

  

  April 2015

  I'm crying at my desk by all these dog stories. 

  
  

  Callie turns around and covers her face.  Basically tries to say "knock it off I'm trying to sleep"

  

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• beanbot2002 member

  

  April 2015

  DEAD! We have to go to the spare bedroom since we bed share with Noah. With my knee, getting up and down the stairs is difficult, and there's nothing sexy about watching your FI hobble down the stairs and hall with a cane. Nothing about that says "DO ME BABY!" So...yeah...it's been pretty barren over here this last month. 

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• ChemFanatic25 member

  

  April 2015

  The pup doesn't sleep in my room at night so it's perfect :-) She does wine sometimes but the door is closed and I'm loud enough to drown it out ;-)

  

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• GoldenPenguin mod

  

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