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That's what she said...

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I am apparently a 12yr old boy, but sometimes you just have to laugh at work to keep the day moving.

I was on a conference call today and the woman running the call was updating the meeting spreadsheet. For one of the projects her update note was "it went in and then pulled out". I can't tell you how happy I was that I was on the phone and not in the room, I had to mute my phone while I about died laughing which would have been awesome in person with the new boss in the room that I haven't even met yet.

Anyone else have some awesome work stories this week?

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  • WinstonsGirlWinstonsGirl member
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    We did a magazine fundraiser and a parent volunteer put some of the prizes in the display case.  One of the prizes was a stuffed monkey and so put two of the together, one on the back of the other.  I asked our AP if he thought it looked like they were shagging doggie style to him too.  He got it.  I teach Junior High.  The elementary teachers didn't get it, but we all did.  I routinely giggle at inappropriate things at work cos I teach 12 year olds, so apparently I think like them too

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  • esstee33esstee33 member
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    I absolutely cannot contain myself when someone says "just the tip," and my old coworkers used to sneak it in group emails or say it loudly while I was on the phone with customers. One of my coworkers said it to me once in a group meeting and I just about died trying to keep a straight face in front of my bosses. 
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  • southernbelle0915southernbelle0915 mod
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    A couple months ago, we were talking acquisition of this other big system. Some guy in the meeting said "we dont want to slip too far in too quickly or we'll both be hurting"..... I had turn my chair around and pretend to sneeze to wipe the shitty grin off my face.

    Michael Scott would have been all over that.
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  • charcoalandblushcharcoalandblush member
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    There's a partner that says "duty" WAY too often and I almost lose it every singe time.

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  • jenajjthrjenajjthr member
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    So this is a visual reference, hope you all get it. When I as student teaching one of the teacher's I was observing was drawing a water molecule on the white board, trying to explain how it was a polar molecule. It ended up looking like a set of breasts. She got so embarrassed and tried to draw the molecule with square lines...that made the breasts look like they belonged on a robot...so much worse. The high school students were laughing so hard at that point. It was all I could do to keep a straight face. 
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  • littlepeplittlepep member
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    Anytime someone at work says penetrate I DIE laughing. I cannot help it. 
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  • wandajune6wandajune6 member
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    I work in an open shared office space. One of the companies in our space has a logo that looks like a cock and balls. My boss and I giggle at it endlessly.
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  • WinstonsGirlWinstonsGirl member
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    littlepep said:

    Anytime someone at work says penetrate I DIE laughing. I cannot help it. 

    The school board doesn't own our school building (P3 building).  Anyway, if we want to put any holes in the walls for anything, we have to call in a Penetration Order.  We still chuckle with that one.  

    And a girl I student taught with was explaining sugars (glucose, etc.) used by sperm in a Grade 12 Bio class.  One girl put her hand up and asked why semen tasted so bad if there was so much sugar in it.  I don't think she realized what she was saying

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  • TrixieJessTrixieJess member
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    I used to have a job cataloguing equipment in a Government Materials Building with several labs. One of the Labs was called the Liquid Penetrator Lab. I giggled every time I saw it on the blue prints, walked by it, or had to go in it. 

    One day the other 12 year old boy that I worked with was working with the the building drawings for that level and saw it and burst out laughing at her cubicle. The next thing I know I get an email: LIQUID PENETRATOR LAB, why didn't you tell me?

    Yep, laughter ensued. We no longer work together, but we still send each other emails like this.
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  • thespeshulestsnowflakethespeshulestsnowflake member
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    littlepep said:

    Anytime someone at work says penetrate I DIE laughing. I cannot help it. 

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  • FiancBFiancB member
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    I used to have a F250 Super Duty. H liked to call it the super doody. 

    I just recently had a lecture on sexual health, and my teacher specializes in that sort of thing (she says her career goal is to be the next Sue Johanssen), so she brought in all sorts of samples of types of contraception to pass around, plus the giant penis she uses to demonstrate condom use to pass around. The girl sitting next to me was trying to pass it to me and I wasn't paying attention, so she started poking me with it and I lost it when I turned to see a giant woodenish penis poking into my arm. 

    Aaaand there was a mural statue thing on my old campus that was a face on one side. On the other side, it looked exactly like an anal sphincter. I am disappointed that I can't find the picture I took of it. 
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  • lovemesomemonsterlovemesomemonster member
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    Oh my gosh, I'm dying reading these this morning! I keep a notebook of things that are said around the office, sounds like we need to combine forces and write a novel! 

    There is a gentlemen that I work with every once in a while and it seems like every email he sends says "let me know if I need to insert myself", hmmm, no thanks!

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  • onefootinthebayouonefootinthebayou member
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    This isn't from this week but I've heard someone utter this more than once and it reduces me to giggles every time.

    I work in life sciences and the testing our organization does follows guidelines some of you may have heard of called Good Manufacturing Practices (GMP).  Since they are guidelines, and some organizations follow them more rigorously than others, invariably someone tries to convey the degree of GMP they follow by adding -ness to the letters: "Our GMP-ness is very rigorous".

    It always sounds like GM Penis and I die every time.  Once a guy said it multiple times in a talk at a conference and people in the audience were shaking laughing so hard.  
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