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Case of The Mondays

I love hearing those "WTF" moments so let's share them for some laughs on a Monday!

Today I went down to the fridge to get something to snack on during a conference call. I turned to look at something on the counter and hit myself in the face with the freezer door, apparently I grabbed the wrong handle. Yes, I work from home and am the only one here but reactively I looked around to make sure nobody saw before laughing at myself.

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Re: Case of The Mondays

  • Haha I have done that a few times, too!

     

    It really is Monday. This morning I woke up late and put handsoap on my toothbrush while half asleep. That was a nasty way to wake up!

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  • Haha I have done that a few times, too!

     

    It really is Monday. This morning I woke up late and put handsoap on my toothbrush while half asleep. That was a nasty way to wake up!

    Oh wow.. that is WAY worse than a face full of freezer door! You for the win so far!

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    @sarawifenow  that's bad.  YUCK!!!

    @lovemesomemonster I do that at least once a month.  Fi has threatened to put bubble wrap on the corners. 

    I'm coughing up a lung, running a mini-fever and snotting everywhere, so I'm at home today pretending that I'm a human being. 

                                               

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  • Haha I have done that a few times, too!

     

    It really is Monday. This morning I woke up late and put handsoap on my toothbrush while half asleep. That was a nasty way to wake up!

    UGH. That is my nightmare, and why I don't use those pump-toothpastes any more. 

    My Monday has been pretty smooth, honestly. Discovered that TK's registry page - with a registry I'd thought was completely hidden - was the first thing to pop up if you googled my or FI's name + registry, and sent FI to double check that our wedding website was still pin-protected since I never ever got prompted for it (because I'm always logged in to TK). 

    And my stomach is all unhappy - my dinner sat wrong last night, and I haven't quite recovered yet.
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  • This whole day is just full of Mondays that I can't pinpoint one... I haven't been at work in over two weeks so getting back into the whole swing of things just sucks.

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  • I got a tattoo on my back last weekend. It's itching horribly right now and scratching is off limits. Over the weekend, DH would slap it for me (it sounds odd but it works so well). Unfortunately, I can't smack it myself.

    My solution? This leather black fly swatter that someone gave me years ago that looks like it came out of 50 Shades of Grey. I have it in my purse/laptop bag and brought it to the bathroom with me. Unfortunately, the stalls are too small. So some random person from another company saw me smacking myself with a fly swatter.

    Pretty sure it looked even stranger than it was....

    I know it's not my contest, but you win. I about DIED laughing at the bolded.
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  • I got a tattoo on my back last weekend. It's itching horribly right now and scratching is off limits. Over the weekend, DH would slap it for me (it sounds odd but it works so well). Unfortunately, I can't smack it myself.

    My solution? This leather black fly swatter that someone gave me years ago that looks like it came out of 50 Shades of Grey. I have it in my purse/laptop bag and brought it to the bathroom with me. Unfortunately, the stalls are too small. So some random person from another company saw me smacking myself with a fly swatter.

    Pretty sure it looked even stranger than it was....

    I know it's not my contest, but you win. I about DIED laughing at the bolded.
    I have to agree... if there is a witness it's even better!

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  • I shattered the glass shelf in my bathroom this morning.

    It was there when I bought the place, but I vow never to have a glass shelf again. [No glass tables either]

  • I shattered the glass shelf in my bathroom this morning.

    It was there when I bought the place, but I vow never to have a glass shelf again. [No glass tables either]

    Oh wow, that is not a good way to start the week! At least my head didn't break anything!

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