I was reading old threads on snarky brides and there was one about a chicken nugget (if you haven't read it yet, it is hilarious). I thought it would be fun to start our own spin off of that thread. So let's share bad date/hookup stories
Here is one of mine to start:
~ I was 22 and going through a complete rebound phase. I had no standards at all, basically if someone asked me out, I accepted.
First guy, socially awkward. Couldn't even make eye contact. Followed me around like a puppy dog, which I thought was adorable... until he tried to kiss me. Either he actually was a dog or he thought my face was an ice cream cone because he just kept licking my entire face. LICKING! like this:
I couldn't get away from this guy fast enough. A week later I find a present in my mailbox. The present was a gift bag filled with little kid toys (a lot of Hello Kitty stuff) With a card from him stating he was sorry but he found someone else... pretty sure I stared at the card and gift bag like this:
I threw the card out and gave the toys to my landlord's kids.