1. I love Jolly Ranchers
2. I tried sour Jolly Ranchers
3. I extra-hard loved sour Jolly Ranchers
4. I read that sour candy eats away at your tooth enamel. (Reputable sources, not sMIL's FB feed.)
5. I went back to the regular kind.
6. They now seem bland by comparison.
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Your turn.