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DYING (funny- link possibly nsfw)

So this debate is happening on my facebook right now.......

http://deadspin.com/5424415/sitters-vs-standers--the-great-wipe-hope

If you can't link to it- it's a poll of whether men wipe while sitting or standing. The consensus is that it's 50/50 and neither knows the other way exists, and blows their mind when they find out that other men either sit or stand. This is absolutely hilarious to me, as men on FB are going back and forth defending their position. I have to say that it NEVER crossed my mind that anyone would ever stand/ squat to wipe, I had no idea that was a thing that some men are taught! hhahahah. Wow, happy Monday!
@novella1186 your H got the balls on bike seat text right? You should probably ask him about this too LOL

                                                                 

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Re: DYING (funny- link possibly nsfw)

  • lol! Hm... on the list of bizarre things I've asked him, this one is definitely not on there yet! 

    What a funny thing to debate. I would never even think about that. 
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  • I will admit that we don't shut the door in my house so I've seen H do it a million times. He sits and lifts one cheek- which I find to be the normal way. I don't know what I would have done if I saw him standing hahah

                                                                     

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  • jenna8984 said:
    I will admit that we don't shut the door in my house so I've seen H do it a million times. He sits and lifts one cheek- which I find to be the normal way. I don't know what I would have done if I saw him standing hahah
    Fully standing straight up I would find very odd.  But I don't think slightly lifting your entire butt off the seat is strange.  And a plus, you get somewhat of a leg workout while you are wiping.

  • I know a lot of things about H, including the fact that he sits to pee about 95% of the time at home (so he doesn't get pee on the floor or the seat) but this is one thing I do NOT need to know about him. Then again, as far he's convinced, I don't poop at all. We're not big on discussing bathroom habits.
  • Semi-not really related, but for some reason, when I take a shower, I always ran the water in the bath, checked its temp and then turned on the shower after I'd gotten in the tub. When H and I first moved in together, I needed something out of the bathroom and went in as soon as I heard the shower water go on. He was still standing there - outside of the tub. I was all, " WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" because he's the weirdest guy ever for turning on the shower water before getting in. 

    Now I do that too. 
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  • @cupcait927 Yea many couples are more discrete about that stuff than we are. But read the link just because the answers men gave are pretty hilarious!

                                                                     

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  • I just texted my H. His response was "no, I lay on my side". 


    I'm dying.
    And I choked on my water. 
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  • @shessocold hahaha Isn't it weird seeing something so mundane done a different way?! We definitely stand outside while it warms up.

                                                                     

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  • I know a lot of things about H, including the fact that he sits to pee about 95% of the time at home (so he doesn't get pee on the floor or the seat) but this is one thing I do NOT need to know about him. Then again, as far he's convinced, I don't poop at all. We're not big on discussing bathroom habits.
    I'm with you @cupcait927.  There should always be a little mystery when it comes to a relationship and H and I prefer that mystery to be our bathroom habits.  There is absolutely no reason or need/want in me to ever see my H wipe his butt.

  • Well, add this to the list of weird thing I will ask DH.  He'll be so glad he came home early from work tonight.  

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    I don't have to ask H this because he's a very... open person.  He stands. 

    ETA: And I thoguht that was the weirdest thing,. 
  • jenna8984 said:

    @cupcait927 Yea many couples are more discrete about that stuff than we are. But read the link just because the answers men gave are pretty hilarious!

    Oh I read it - it is pretty funny! Just not anything I need to know about H ;)
  • Hahaha! My DH told me fairly early on in our relationship (too early for my comfort, to be honest!) that he's a sitter. He wanted to explain it to me because he had heard that most men stand and he was self-conscious about it being weird. This came up because I had complimented him on always leaving the seat down, and he offered that as the explanation for his non-stereotypical behavior. Now I see he isn't the only guy who's weirded out by this!
  • @shessocold I'm with your H on this one. I turn the shower on, wait for it to start to warm up, and then jump in.

    But on the original topic - if you're already sitting to poop, why would you stand all the way up to wipe? It just seems unnecessary. I will have to ask H about this.
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  • Semi-not really related, but for some reason, when I take a shower, I always ran the water in the bath, checked its temp and then turned on the shower after I'd gotten in the tub. When H and I first moved in together, I needed something out of the bathroom and went in as soon as I heard the shower water go on. He was still standing there - outside of the tub. I was all, " WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" because he's the weirdest guy ever for turning on the shower water before getting in. 

    Now I do that too. 
    FI and I have shower wars.  I think we both run the water in the tub till it's warm, then turn the shower on before getting in, but FI gets in towards the front (under the shower head) so that he steps right into the water, and I like getting in the back so that I can ease myself into the water. I also like the shower head pointed mostly down whereas FI likes it almost straight back. I also like to shower with the door shut (to keep the warm in) and the light on, and FI likes to shower in the dark with the door open, so that just a smidge of light comes in from the other room. Weirdo.

    Also, FI is a sitter. lol.

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  • I have no idea. I do know he stands up to wipe when he pees. We try not to be in the bathroom when each other is going, but occasionally are when we pee. 

    Shower - I always turn the water on before getting in and so does H.  It's so cold when you first turn the water on! 
  • @pinupbride6189 I prefer a combination of you & your FI's shower habits hahaha. I like to get in the "back" side but I like the water pointed straight back.

                                                                     

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