:O DD inside!

audrewuh · February 2016

I love you ladies, but I'm going to do my first ever DD.

eilis1228 · February 2016

audrewuh said:

As some of you are aware, I am the Matron of Honor in my friend's wedding. The whole engagement process has really enhanced all of the shitty qualities of her personhood, making it quite the experience for all involved.

We are currently three and a half weeks from the wedding. Last weekend, Valentines Day weekend, six of us gathered in Austin, TX for the bachelorette party the bride insisted on having. It was an attempted one-up of my bachelorette party that the bride hosted for me in Austin just three years prior.

My account of the weekend is as follows:

I read this portion in the Law & Order voice at the beginning of each episode.

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speakeasy14 · February 2016

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But the statue part...

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I kinda was waiting for the...

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MissKittyDanger · February 2016

What the .... let me just pat you on the back for dealing with that! What a mess!
This is why I'm glad we didn't do stuff like that for my bachelorette $:\$

audrewuh · February 2016

@eilis1228 YES. That's how I wrote it in my head.

@southernpeach89 how I felt:

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audrewuh · February 2016

@speakeasy14 If I hadn't ripped her sash, she'd have been at her wedding like

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teddygirl9 · February 2016

oh my goodness. Congrats on getting through the weekend without killing anyone (or letting them kill themselves?)!

Swazzle · February 2016

minskat30 · February 2016

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So you know I already think you are a Saint for surviving this with your head held high.

On another positive side, you look really hot in all of the pictures at least.

audrewuh · February 2016

@teddygirl9 my therapist was like "you didn't have to help her have a good time, you know. Okay, it was probably a good thing you saved her life, but everything, you shouldn't have done."

@swazzle

@minskat30

Humble Brag: my favorite picture of the weekend:

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speakeasy14 · February 2016

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jenjen047 · February 2016

What the ever living fuck......you deserve all the credit in the world for dealing with her!!

audrewuh · February 2016

@speakeasy14

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@jenjen047 Let's get excited for the wedding!

AuroraRose41 · February 2016

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To all of it. I seriously don't know how you put up with all of that, and think that you are a better friend than I am @audrewuh.

When is this wedding again?

Also, I can't help but laugh a little about how she was so desperate to "beat" your bachelorette party and ended up with this shitshow instead. I'm a terrible person but I love it when karma strikes. I do think it sounds like you had an amazing one 3 years ago though!