My good friend at work, B, has 3 grown kids. They are a very close family and do a LOT together. One of the kids is married, one lives with his SO and one isn't attached right now. We will call her kids John, Jim, and Sue. Jim is engaged to be married in September
They were all at a wedding a few weeks ago. The groom is a good friend of Jim's. Groom comes over to B and her husband and says, "so how about Jim getting married yesterday!" (groom is a shit starter of epic proportion). B had no idea her son had gone to the courthouse the day before and gotten married.
B asks Jim about it and he gets all flustered and says, "well, we just did the paperwork." Yeah, doing the paperwork and hiding the fact from B is about the dumbest idea ever, especially when she is helping you with your "upcoming" wedding in September.
B can use the F bomb as a noun, verb, adjective, and comma all in one sentence. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that one when they got home.
They are still going through with the wedding in September and last I knew, the FOB had no idea they were married. It won't end up as much of a secret because enough people heard it from the groom at his own wedding, but I sure feel badly for the FOB. That would be heartbreaking.
They got married on Friday the 13th and the PPD is September 11th. B thought there was some irony in those dates given the situation.