The Boredom Thread

speakeasy14 · August 2016

Post your random thoughts, gifs, pictures, videos, debates, judgments, confessions, etc here.

speakeasy14 · August 2016

"Come Dance with Us!" with Jennifer Lawrence - YouTube

Lip Sync Battle with Seth Rogen

Clips from when I was on Jimmy Fallon:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLykzf464sU9-G8qa36xRcqGETl6FCXRfg

Jerry Seinfeld Goes Head-to-Head Against Jimmy for an Emmy - YouTube

Jerry Seinfeld Is a Happy Irritable Person - YouTube

[Deleted User] · August 2016

Ugh I need to air my grievances.

Judgement: I'm judging my photographer right now that did Callie's newborn photos. We booked her for Callie's 1 year photos/family shoot back in the Spring. She is a fantastic photographer and great person but she is horrible about follow-up. I emailed her last Friday to confirm things for Saturday this week. I haven't heard anything so I called her this morning and left a voicemail. I'm a Type A person that plans EVERYTHING so this makes me a little anxious. I really hope she contacts me soon.

Confession: Callie is very very very very active and doesn't like to be contained unless of course I'm walking around with her on my hip. So me trying to cut her nails is like wrestling a pissed off cat. She has CLAWS and I can't cut them because she rips her hands from my grasp. So yea....Callie's nails are out of control.

Confession: My child also won't let me brush her teeth so I'm like doing everything to get my wash cloth and/or toddler tooth brush in her mouth. #momoftheyear.

All my confessions and judgements are about Callie lol.

labro · August 2016

I don't like Jerry Seinfeld and I don't think he's funny.

I've confessed this before.

speakeasy14 · August 2016

@labro I don't find him funny either. Pretty sure I did a golf clap during both of those clips.

@southernpeach89 is she a deep sleeper? A lot of my friends will clip their kids' nails when they're asleep.

FWP -- I keep having moments of jealousy when I see the houses of people my age or younger. I don't need a bigger house, I just want one. Then they talk about their mortgage payments and I'm like, nah I like my tiny house.

[Deleted User] · August 2016

http://www.omaha.com/news/metro/omaha-dad-finds-pot-brownies-eats-of-them-says-mean/article_385099cc-649c-11e6-86a8-4728d60cb7fe.html?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&utm_campaign=user-share

[Deleted User] · August 2016

Omaha must not have a lot of news to discuss right now lolol

[Deleted User] · August 2016

@speakeasy14 I'm going to attempt to do that tonight. I'm afraid I will wake her up so that's why I haven't done it up till now. Hopefully she stays asleep.

Peaseblossom55 · August 2016

@labro agreed on the Seinfeld thing

speakeasy14 · August 2016

@southernpeach89 good luck!

speakeasy14 · August 2016

hmmmm which salad for lunch:

or

Image: http://www.gimmesomeoven.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Brain-Power-Salad-12.jpg

labro · August 2016

Image: http://bookriot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/vodka.gif

Just kidding, salad number 1!!

labro · August 2016

My confession is yesterday in the Loft dressing room the attendant asked me about my trip next weekend because I was stupid enough to tell her what I was shopping for. When she found out I was going to Milwaukee she was excited and all "Oh and are you going to check out Miller" and I made it super awkward by talking about how awful I think their beer is...aka no...we're not going to the Miller factory.

speakeasy14 · August 2016

labro said:

My confession is yesterday in the Loft dressing room the attendant asked me about my trip next weekend because I was stupid enough to tell her what I was shopping for. When she found out I was going to Milwaukee she was excited and all "Oh and are you going to check out Miller" and I made it super awkward by talking about how awful I think their beer is...aka no...we're not going to the Miller factory.

Image: https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/dd261ce240d1b96deee72d86a6b70f460973b09e3665e482cb1862a2de5a9264.gif

minskat30 · August 2016

Confession because of @labro .... I've been wearing the same sweat pants for days (I showered I swear but Ani was sleeping in my room so I didn't want to wake her looking for new ones when I showered). I need new clothes...or at least need to make an attempt at looking decent when I have my upcoming visitors. But I can't promise my hair will be out of a pony tail.

Judgment because of @labro - I also judge people who think Miller beer is good. Blech. I can't drink it anymore because of celiac but I wouldn't drink it anyway if I could. Swill.

Random thought of the day....how is ping pong an Olympic sport and putting a baby to bed isn't?

labro · August 2016

@minskat30 I don't know what we would do if wine wasn't gluten free!!! Good thing we have something else to drink other than shitty beer.

Putting a baby to sleep ABSOLUTELY should be an Olympic sport! God knows you sweat while doing it sometimes.

minskat30 · August 2016

@labro - The first thing I did when my doctor told me I had celiac was google "What is celiac?". The second thing was, sadly, "can you still drink wine if you have celiac?" but I drank the glass of wine in my hands before the result came up....

speakeasy14 · August 2016

@minskat30

Image: http://media.tenor.co/images/f355af2263ac11c9e0896eab1350ce4f/raw

labro · August 2016

I'm wearing a dress today and I haven't shaved my legs in over a week.

speakeasy14 · August 2016

FWP - My boss asked me to supply a jar of mints at my desk. My intern ordered orange mint instead of normal mint, so now I can't enjoy candy throughout the day.

Also... orange mint makes me think of:

Image: http://img.memecdn.com/orange-juice-and-teeth_o_427831.jpg

[Deleted User] · August 2016

I should also add the changing a baby's diaper should be a sport.

speakeasy14 · August 2016

101 Activities That Should Actually Be Olympic Sports

minskat30 · August 2016

southernpeach89 said:

I should also add the changing a baby's diaper should be a sport.

So true...especially a baby boy.

[Deleted User] · August 2016

@speakeasy14 Ded.

Walking. Just Walking.

labro · August 2016

speakeasy14 said:

101 Activities That Should Actually Be Olympic Sports

I JUST saw this! Seriously, these two are the story of my life.

57. Pooping in a public restroom.

12. Seeing a dog and not saying “Look! A dog!”

speakeasy14 · August 2016

Going to brunch without getting drunk -- wait that's a thing?

Parallel Parking - Have not done this in 12 years. Moving to the city and finding out I had street parking was my nightmare, till I saw that I had the block to myself.

Not laughing at the number 69 -- hahahaha I can't

speakeasy14 · August 2016

labro said:

speakeasy14 said:

101 Activities That Should Actually Be Olympic Sports

I JUST saw this! Seriously, these two are the story of my life.

57. Pooping in a public restroom.

How to Poop at Work - YouTube -- I think of this video every time someone mentions pooping in a public restroom hahahaha

labro · August 2016

speakeasy14 said:

labro said:

speakeasy14 said:

101 Activities That Should Actually Be Olympic Sports

I JUST saw this! Seriously, these two are the story of my life.

57. Pooping in a public restroom.

How to Poop at Work - YouTube -- I think of this video every time someone mentions pooping in a public restroom hahahaha

Omg @Swazzle @southernpeach89 @GoldenPenguin @EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

speakeasy14 · August 2016

Today is my intern's last day. I bought donuts for the team. I may have also did a little dance. I've never been so happy for someone to leave.

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