Jade Eggs?

Re: Jade Eggs?

• charlotte989875 member

  

  January 2017

  What the ever-loving-fuck is that?! Paying $60 to put in your va-jay-jay is the definition of crazy. 

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• TrixieJess member

  

  January 2017

  What? Why? What? 

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• SaintPaulGal member

  

  January 2017

  What the what?!?!

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• sparklepants41 member

  

  January 2017

  I heard about this - first vahjayjay "steaming" or whatever - which honestly just sounds dangerous. And now these egg things? 
  
  And I don't really get them - do you leave them in forever? Or just a few hours? Or do you take them out when Aunt Flo comes to town? Or when you want to do the horizontal mambo? Or do you just leave it in there and wait for the inevitable infection?
  
  Yeesh. 

  

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• short+sassy member

  

  January 2017

  That doctor is awesome.  I like how she writes.  Makes total fun of it, without being nasty mean about it.  And then follows up with multiple, easy to understand, medical reasons as to why this is a very, very, very bad idea.  When she was talking about Jade being a porous stone, I got the serious heebie-jeebs.

  I have only recently heard of a V-Steam.  I was actually checking out Groupons in my area and a spa had a special for a combo Swedish massage and V-Steam.  I didn't know what that was.  I assumed it was some steam room experience.  When I clicked through, the site didn't really explain it either, but I got an inkling I should Google the term.  Oh, my goodness, no.

  

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• levioosa member

  

  January 2017 edited January 2017

  I have a friend who uses a Jade Egg.  Aside from potentially strengthening the pelvic floor, they literally do nothing else, and if you don't keep them clean you can cause one hell of an infection.

  
  

  I'm so excited I have an opportunity to share this WTF with you guys.  I had totally forgotten about it until you posted the Jade Egg.  It cracks me up and makes me think "what in the fucking hell?!" every time.  

  
  

  Meet....Vaginal Weight Lifting
  
  

  “I want every woman to know that she, too, can shoot ping pong balls from her vagina,” she added. “It’s not just a skill set reserved for some special Thai vaginas.”

  
  I just.....WAT

  
  

  
  

  

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• SaintPaulGal member

  

  January 2017

  levioosa said:

  I have a friend who uses a Jade Egg.  Aside from potentially strengthening the pelvic floor, they literally do nothing else, and if you don't keep them clean you can cause one hell of an infection.

  
  

  I'm so excited I have an opportunity to share this WTF with you guys.  I had totally forgotten about it until you posted the Jade Egg.  It cracks me up and makes me think "what in the fucking hell?!" every time.  

  
  

  Meet....Vaginal Weight Lifting
  
  

  “I want every woman to know that she, too, can shoot ping pong balls from her vagina,” she added. “It’s not just a skill set reserved for some special Thai vaginas.”

  
  I just.....WAT

  What's a truly bizarre claim without some casual racism thrown in?

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• levioosa member

  

  January 2017

  @SaintPaulGal right?  I mean, be proud of your multi-dick breaking vagina, sure, but you really need to say shit like that?  

  
  

  
  

  

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• OurWildKingdom member

  

  January 2017

  Nope. Nope. Nope.

  

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• TrixieJess member

  

  January 2017

  levioosa said:

  I have a friend who uses a Jade Egg.  Aside from potentially strengthening the pelvic floor, they literally do nothing else, and if you don't keep them clean you can cause one hell of an infection.

  
  

  I'm so excited I have an opportunity to share this WTF with you guys.  I had totally forgotten about it until you posted the Jade Egg.  It cracks me up and makes me think "what in the fucking hell?!" every time.  

  
  

  Meet....Vaginal Weight Lifting
  
  

  “I want every woman to know that she, too, can shoot ping pong balls from her vagina,” she added. “It’s not just a skill set reserved for some special Thai vaginas.”

  
  I just.....WAT

  Every time I see this, I think about "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" and that one scene.

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• MissKittyDanger member

  

  January 2017

  levioosa said:

  I have a friend who uses a Jade Egg.  Aside from potentially strengthening the pelvic floor, they literally do nothing else, and if you don't keep them clean you can cause one hell of an infection.

  
  

  I'm so excited I have an opportunity to share this WTF with you guys.  I had totally forgotten about it until you posted the Jade Egg.  It cracks me up and makes me think "what in the fucking hell?!" every time.  

  
  

  Meet....Vaginal Weight Lifting
  
  

  “I want every woman to know that she, too, can shoot ping pong balls from her vagina,” she added. “It’s not just a skill set reserved for some special Thai vaginas.”

  
  I just.....WAT

  that is one hell of a party trick

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• DrillSergeantCat member

  

  January 2017

  Gwyneth Paltrow has an...interesting, I guess is the word, relationship with her vagina. It's one thing to be in touch with your body, but she takes it too far and the advice she gives can be dangerous. 
  
  As for the vaginal weight lifting and shooting ping pong balls, the Thai thing is definitely weird. My mind goes straight to strippers, plain and simple, no ethnicity attached. 
  
  Have y'all seen the vaginal knitting lady, though? https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjZka-w9dDRAhUI5CYKHU3IAjEQtwIIGjAA&url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/femail/video-1076037/Artist-performs-vaginal-knitting-work.html&usg=AFQjCNGL0uHHYWcLHn8uCgMMBEoNrRUwjg&sig2=NLkUePdj_KyAX6XBSekV3A&bvm=bv.144224172,d.eWE

  

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• 6fsn member

  

  January 2017

  The Real Housewives of Atlanta just did an episode of this.  I'm a little (lot) sad I know this.

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• MNNEBride member

  

  January 2017

  @6fsn, I was wondering if I was the only one who saw that episode.

  

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