Wedding Woes

'Potluck' was the first mistake.

Dear Prudence,

I’m getting married in a few weeks. Because our friends have lots of dietary restrictions, we came up with the idea to throw a potluck wedding so everyone could have at least one thing they knew they could eat. Everyone seemed to think it was a great idea. We asked our friend “Sammi” to organize the list of who was bringing what, because we thought it would make her feel supported to have such an important role, plus it fit in naturally with her talents. But she’s taking the job too seriously, demanding everyone provide her with exhaustive ingredient lists and being very blunt. My uncle is a very shy person, and Sammi really upset him when she told him his proposed dish (chili and cornbread) was “inappropriate.”

She also said some very hurtful and personal things to my sweetheart’s mother, who was not enthusiastic about the potluck idea to start with. Now I am hearing day and night from guests upset with Sammi’s behavior. Several people have suddenly said that they are not going to be able to cook, and a few people have started making excuses for why they won’t be able to come at all. My sister (who has her own issues) has said she does not feel safe around Sammi, and my future mother-in-law is being passive aggressive as usual and saying she is just going to bring marshmallow treats, which almost no one will be able to eat. (Who brings marshmallow treats to a wedding?) I almost want to call the whole thing off. How do I fix this mess? There is not enough time to change the plan now, and anyway we don’t want to disappoint the friends who have put so much thought into what they will cook.

—Boiled Over

Re: 'Potluck' was the first mistake.

  • What a shit show. 
  • This is a lot of complaining about Sammi from someone who sounds like an entitled brat. 


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  • The moment I saw that this was a potluck wedding I found myself saying "Whatever happened, it's your fault for this stupid, rude idea!"
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  • It's not too late to hire a caterer and get this shit fixed!  Tell Sammi that you are taking over and call all of your guests.  Apologize profusely for Sammi stepping in and say that you are thankful that they offered to make something, but now you are going to have food provided.

    Then call a deli or grocery store and work to have a menu provided that covers all of the dietary restrictions.  Then just make sure that each item will clearly have either ingredients listed or that it is "Gluten Free" or "Dairy Free", etc.  

    This whole thing could have been avoided by not being a cheap ass.  Dietary restrictions are so common that any place who offers food to the public professionally could have handled this without an increase in price.
  • (Who brings marshmallow treats to a wedding?)

    This comment bothered me the most out of any of this. Who asks guests to cater their wedding? Only entitled assholes, Karen. 
    Yeah.   Karen you didn't do this to make it easy on your guests.   You did this to make it easy on your wallet.    
  • Also, I love marshmallow treats. 
  • (Who brings marshmallow treats to a wedding?)

    This comment bothered me the most out of any of this. Who asks guests to cater their wedding? Only entitled assholes, Karen. 
    I am happy to see marshmallow treats at any event! 
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  • (Who brings marshmallow treats to a wedding?)

    This comment bothered me the most out of any of this. Who asks guests to cater their wedding? Only entitled assholes, Karen. 
    Can't they also be made Vegan?  That would help with the MANY dietary restrictions put upon the LW!
  • (Who brings marshmallow treats to a wedding?)

    This comment bothered me the most out of any of this. Who asks guests to cater their wedding? Only entitled assholes, Karen. 
    Can't they also be made Vegan?  That would help with the MANY dietary restrictions put upon the LW!
    I'm not sure. I've made marshmallows a few times, and they need gelatin, which is not vegan. (Contains some sort of animal biproduct, but I'm probably happier not knowing what.) I'm not sure if there is a vegan replacement for the gelatin that would allow for the sponginess. 

    Full disclosure, I have no idea what a marshmallow treat is. 
  • (Who brings marshmallow treats to a wedding?)

    This comment bothered me the most out of any of this. Who asks guests to cater their wedding? Only entitled assholes, Karen. 
    Can't they also be made Vegan?  That would help with the MANY dietary restrictions put upon the LW!
    I'm not sure. I've made marshmallows a few times, and they need gelatin, which is not vegan. (Contains some sort of animal biproduct, but I'm probably happier not knowing what.) I'm not sure if there is a vegan replacement for the gelatin that would allow for the sponginess. 

    Full disclosure, I have no idea what a marshmallow treat is. 
    Rice krispy treats?  What?? 

    The gelatin definitely makes them not vegan.   It's a common byproduct though.  
  • (Who brings marshmallow treats to a wedding?)

    This comment bothered me the most out of any of this. Who asks guests to cater their wedding? Only entitled assholes, Karen. 
    Can't they also be made Vegan?  That would help with the MANY dietary restrictions put upon the LW!
    I'm not sure. I've made marshmallows a few times, and they need gelatin, which is not vegan. (Contains some sort of animal biproduct, but I'm probably happier not knowing what.) I'm not sure if there is a vegan replacement for the gelatin that would allow for the sponginess. 

    Full disclosure, I have no idea what a marshmallow treat is. 
    I'm assuming Rice Krispie bars?  

    Also, I believe DH's vegan cousin said they can't be used for them.  They can be used for s'mores and even then they don't get that breakdown regular marshmallows do. 
  • I'm assuming it's Rice Krispie treats. 

    I do know vegan marshmallows exists that are made without gelatin. Not sure what the replacement ingredient it is, or how good they are!
  • Huh. I've never heard a rice krispy treat called a marshmallow treat. I was envisioning something like a peep, but homemade. 
  • I'm picturing that marshmallow and peanut butter thing ... 
  • OMG! yes potluck was LW's first mistake. I can't get over the entitlement some people have. There was a segment on the local news yesterday morning about how couples are now asking for donations to pay for their weddings and donations for honeymoons (nothing new I know) AND that 30% of people are ok with that. Good grief, if you can't afford something don't plan it! Ok off my soapbox while I know I am preaching to the choir.

  • <Raises hand> I'll take my chances with the Rice Krispie Treats!!!  (Most of the time depending on who made them!)...

    How this is solved... Call up your local grocery store Deli, tell them you need everything ingredient marked, to serve X number of people, there needs to be dairy and gluten free options or you call up the local pizza joint which likely has a gluten free vegan pizza offering...  PERIOD, full stop!  Tell everyone "Thanks - but we realized this is stressing people out too much - come and have a great time, bring your own plate of food if you have restrictions..."  I'm amazed their venue is even allowing this!!!
  • (Who brings marshmallow treats to a wedding?)

    This comment bothered me the most out of any of this. Who asks guests to cater their wedding? Only entitled assholes, Karen. 
    ALL OF THIS TIMES INFINITY. 
  • Ummm...yeah.  I had a good friend who had a small, backyard, and potluck wedding.  If I remember the invitation correctly, I think her parents were providing the mains and the guests were asked to bring their favorite side, app, or dessert.  I cringed!  I don't think there was a Dictator Sammi, at least.  But I couldn't go anyway, so I wouldn't have necessarily known if there was.

    I also like how the LW acts like giving Sammi this massive task is "supporting her" by "trusting her with this responsible role".  Like she's doing her some "honor", ffs.  LW, you and your FI have ALL of this backwards!   
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