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Wedding Woes

*dry heaving* pt 2

Dear Prudence,

My boyfriend has a habit of rubbing his index finger between his toes and then smelling his fingers “to make sure they don’t smell.” He will also do this with his balls. I realize it’s relatively normal for people to want to make sure they don’t smell. However, he’ll do it repeatedly, five to 10 times! Then, without washing his hands—because according to him, “If it doesn’t smell, that means it’s clean”—he will then go and touch household items! Granted, it’s usually after he’s showered recently (minutes to several hours), but it still grosses me out. How do I help him realize how gross it is?

—Scratch and Sniff

Re: *dry heaving* pt 2

  • WTF did I just read?

  • That's not how that works!   That's not how any of this works! 

    Would he do this with raw chicken?  With his ass crack?   Wait, don't answer that. 

    Are you dating a toddler?  Because this is the answer I get from Chiquito when he wants to say that he doesn't need to wash his hands because he didn't get any pee on them.  

    Dude - do you really need a lesson on when it's time to wash your hands?  

    DTMFA.  He's going to keep acting like a child and you aren't his mother.   GTFO. 
  • If there's one thing about this pandemic, I've learned how gross people really are. 
  • Must be gross-out week at Dear Prudence. 
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  • ei34ei34 member
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    What the ??!?!?!  @mrsconn23 change dry heaving to violent vomiting.  This is so gross and bizarre.  I can't see myself advancing a relationship with this guy if he didn't change this behavior. 
  • ei34 said:
    What the ??!?!?!  @mrsconn23 change dry heaving to violent vomiting.  This is so gross and bizarre.  I can't see myself advancing a relationship with this guy if he didn't change this behavior. 
    Right?  How can you trust anything at any level?  

    -He made you dinner?  What about the salad?
    -He wants to be intimate?  Where is he putting his hands? 
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