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Wedding Woes

Your H is, like, an asshat

Dear Prudence,

During quarantine I agreed to let my husband help me overcome some genuinely bad linguistic habits of mine. These include overusing like, correcting with questions rather than being direct (“Isn’t X north of Y?” rather than “X is north of Y”), jokingly mispronouncing words (saying the P in pterodactyl), using dated slang, etc. Another is my habit of using you instead of one or me. For example, “That sense of disappointment when you reach for a chocolate chip cookie only to discover that it’s actually oatmeal-raisin.” I often don’t even realize I’m saying these things, so he helpfully points it out. However, now that we can return to a safely distanced social life, I’m feeling conflicted. He told me that my speech patterns were endlessly irritating to himself and others, but our friends seem more dismayed by his frequent corrections. People say his reminders sound disrespectful and disrupt the flow of conversations. Yet if he waits to remind me of all the things I’ve said, I feel greater shame and anxiety and don’t have a chance to correct myself. I want to be a better person, but I don’t want to make him look bad in front of others. How do I navigate this? (If you could possibly answer in a non–Slate Plus forum, that would be really great. Getting Slate Plus back is my agreed-upon reward for reaching the goal of not saying like—or any of these other things—for one month!)

—Keeping Quarantine Goals

Re: Your H is, like, an asshat

  • Your H is an ass.  Tell him to knock off the constant corrections because the mansplaining is gross. 
  • Throw the whole man away. 
  • H has nothing better to do, huh? 

  • One of my favorite people of Twitter often says “some of you do an awful lot to have a husband”. 

    But really why are you putting up with this, LW? He’s an ass and even your friends think so. 
  • H has too much time on his hands. Tell him to find another hobby and knock off the corrections.
  • If LW really wants to help with these habits, she has to find a way that does not involve her husband.  I've heard of the elastic band thing - every time you do something you are trying to stop, you snap an elastic band that you have around your wrist.  The husband has done enough - time to butt out.  It's all well and good to help out your partner if they ask, but there is a line, and limiting their internet access or making their friends uncomfortable is well past that line.

  • SO tends to overuse the word like (not valley girl levels thankfully), especially when he's excited about something.  Yes, it does make me twitch a little because I HATE that, but I keep my mouth shut because he's a fucking adult and I'm his girlfriend not his grade school teacher.

  • kvrunskvruns member
    Tenth Anniversary 5000 Comments 500 Love Its First Answer
    S+S I read it the same way at first and thought it was LW's idea and H was not helpfully helping.Then I realized it was the H's suggestion and then I'm LIKE (haha) hell no 
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