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Gma is ridiculous - of course ear plugs are the solution

Dear Care and Feeding,

I have an unusual problem and am not sure how (or if) it can be resolved. My husband and I have a 1.5-year-old daughter, “Erin.” My mother has hyper-sensitive hearing. When I was a kid, I had to keep the TV on so low I needed to sit within three feet of it to hear it, and my sister and I had to talk to her in a lower volume than our normal speaking voices (my parents ended up divorcing when I was 10 because, according to my mother, my dad talked too loudly). The problem has only worsened as my mother has gotten older. Sounds produced by normal activities bother her, from a microwave beeping to people using utensils while eating to something being cut on a cutting board—even a Ziploc bag being opened within several feet of her.

Recently, my mother was over for a visit and had Erin on her lap. Erin let out a squeal after dropping one of her toys. My mother immediately got up, handed Erin to me, and left our house. This is not the first time this sort of thing has happened (she barely came around after Erin was first born because she couldn’t stand the sound of her crying). Later, I received a text from her saying that in order to continue coming over, she needed assurances that Erin wouldn’t do anything else to hurt her ears. I explained that just wasn’t something I could guarantee or have any control over at this point; babies do sometimes get loud, and Erin is too young to understand the need to protect Grandma’s ears. When I suggested that my mother try some ear plugs to reduce the impact of not only any loud noises Erin might make, but also any ambient noise in general, she became angry and said she wouldn’t be back until I found a “realistic” solution.

My husband says that my solution is a reasonable one—he’s fed up and it’s fine with him if my mother wants to stay away. While I want my daughter to have a relationship with her grandmother, I can’t always predict when Erin might do something loud, let alone do anything to prevent it. And I don’t want my mother tearing into her in the future for doing normal kid things, like she did to me and my sister. Erin also isn’t going to be our only child—I’m currently four months pregnant—so it isn’t going to get any quieter around here. And like my husband, I’m exhausted with constantly playing a guessing game about which everyday action might hurt my mother’s ears. She expects us to just know, and then becomes angry when we do something no normal person would think of as problematic—last week, she got angry at me for biting into a carrot while I was almost ten feet away from her.

Over the years she has shot down suggestions from me and other family members to go to a doctor and see whether anything might remedy this. Is it reasonable to ask her to take some sort of proactive measure (such as wearing earplugs) so others can lead normal lives in her presence, rather than expecting the world—and my 1-year-old—to adapt to her?

Re: Gma is ridiculous - of course ear plugs are the solution

  • You need to protect the family in your home.

    The only solution your mother proposes is not one that any human being could sustain and SHOULDN'T.  Babies cry and make noise and doing so is developmentally appropriate and part of how they show their needs.  

    I'd be really clear "Mom you made it clear that because I cannot guarantee how my infant and toddler will behave you cannot be here and you refuse to look into the solutions that I proposed.  I'll miss you but I will not put the needs of my nuclear family ahead of your refusal to address a decades long problem." 


  • I have....opinions about Grandma's hearing condition. 

    But regardless, her options are either not to visit or to wear ear plugs. There are some great high fidelity ear plugs which help dampen noise without the result of speech sounding like Charlie Brown's teacher. 

    Kids are kids. Now, have I been around kids (neurotypical) who make high pitched screaming sounds for hours and who run around like wildfire with zero intervention from the parents? Sure, and it's annoying as shit, but her daughter had something exciting happen (to a literal 1.5 year old) and she reacted developmentally appropriately. I get it, the older I get the more I realize I'm super sensitive to sound and about two years ago the figurative lightbulb went off when I realized a lot of my meltdowns in the past have been sensory overload related. But you know what I did next? I came up with plans on how to manage it either with calming techniques, stepping away for a few minutes to regulate, or by making sure I had space to chill out afterwards (if it's an unavoidable event). Grandma can't just expect everyone to bend to her will and preferences. 


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  • @levioosa when Chiquita was about 6 months old we'd put her in the excersaucer and it was warm outside so we'd occasionally have the windows open.  We feared that the neighbors thought we were keeping some king of exotic pterodactyl in the house.  I never used a baby monitor for her until we put window unit ACs in!

    Also, now that I'm "old" when I go to louder concerts I wear ear plugs designed to filter out the loudest noise but still allow me to hear.  Consequently in the last 6 months we've seen Imagine Dragons, Foo Fighters, and the Soulshine concert at MSG and didn't get in the car to ringing in our ears.    Pterodactyl children wore them when we went to Imagine Dragons so we can preserve their precious hearing.
  • "Sorry mom.  What you have asked for is an impossibility with children, especially babies and toddlers.  We'll miss you."

    It's crazy to me the mother refuses to see a doctor for this hearing or neurological condition.  It affects her daily life and sounds like it's been making her miserable for years.

    I started having similar issues to what the gma is describing about 5ish years ago.  Though thankfully nowhere near as bad as what she describes.  It took me forever to figure out what was wrong.  Interestingly enough, it's not a problem with my ears at all.  It's my brain not processing sound correctly anymore.

    But I can't expect the world and all of its obnoxious sounds to cater to me.  I have noise blocking headphones...like the kind you see on airport runways...at home and at work.  Also at work I've started using my normal Teams headphones to listen to music, which is thankfully enough to drown out the constant sounds my cube neighbor makes as he slurps soda and chews on ice all day.  That type of headphone is a lot more comfortable to wear for hours. 

    It's not that severe yet and doesn't usually affect my daily life.  But particular sounds or tones, especially if they are constantly on or repetitive, can become torturous and trigger me to become more sound sensitive for about two weeks.

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  • Sounds like grandma staying away is the ideal solution here. 
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