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Rules of Marriage as described by kids

Received this via email today and thought it was too cute!

1.  HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.

 - Alan, age 10


No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.

- Kristen, age 10

 


2.  WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.

- Camille, age 10*

 


 3.  HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF 2 PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.

- Derrick, age 8*

 


4.  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.* *

- Lori, age 8*

 


5.  WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

- Lynnette, age 8 **(isn't she a treasure)


On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

- Martin, age 10*

 


6.  WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they're rich.

- Pam, age 7


The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.

 - Curt, age 7


The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.

- Howard, age 8

 


7.  IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.

- Anita, age 9(bless you child )

 


8.  HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

- Kelvin, age 8

 

And the #1 Favorite is .......*

 

9.  HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.

-Ricky, age 10

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Re: Rules of Marriage as described by kids

  • mgoss228mgoss228 member
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    edited December 2011
    Those quotes are adorable!  Thanks for sharing :)
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  • amandaswamandasw member
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    edited December 2011
  • jennlinjennlin member
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    edited December 2011
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/local-wedding-boards_washington-seattle_rules-of-marriage-described-kids?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Local Wedding BoardsForum:104Discussion:9021b3f9-1fab-45c7-857b-4da10d8db50bPost:d9a62a8b-d470-4de1-9f52-9c09f116f1c2">Rules of Marriage as described by kids</a>:
    [QUOTE] 4.  WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids.* * - Lori, age 8*  
    Posted by Tygirljojo[/QUOTE]

    i love this.
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  • edited December 2011
    Seen this before, but it doesn't get old.
    Hahaha....I kinda want to look like a dump truck XD
    And I totally love number 3.
    Um...Jenn, you can't love that one! Otherwise no Jen & Kev + Elev!
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  • ArchelArchel member
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    edited December 2011
    Wow!!  That is precious!!  Yes, I love number 9, but I also adore number 3!!   So cute, I think I'll send it off to my friends now :)
    - Rachel

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  • jennlinjennlin member
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    edited December 2011
    after jenn & kev + twentysev, we won't want any more kids.
    ♥ bfp2 02/15/2012 ♥ edd 10/23/2013 ♥
    ♥ bfp1 06/14/2011 ♥ edd 02/22/2012 ♥
    ♥ baby jennlin born on 02/15/2012 ♥

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    who says you can only wear your wedding dress once?

    honeymoon biomarried bioplanning bio
    jumped ship to the new and improved nest. back to TB for baby boards.
  • edited December 2011
    So what you're saying is you'll name number twenty-sev Lori?
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  • jennlinjennlin member
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    edited December 2011
    yes, number twentysev can be lori!
    ♥ bfp2 02/15/2012 ♥ edd 10/23/2013 ♥
    ♥ bfp1 06/14/2011 ♥ edd 02/22/2012 ♥
    ♥ baby jennlin born on 02/15/2012 ♥

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    who says you can only wear your wedding dress once?

    honeymoon biomarried bioplanning bio
    jumped ship to the new and improved nest. back to TB for baby boards.
  • dreamwindsdreamwinds member
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    edited December 2011
    Oh my god, I only made it half way through, but this is freaking hilarious.
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