Wedding Woes

Dear Me,

You are a motherclucking moron.  While you look totally hawt today, you are also wearing a dress that is not pump friendly.  I will have to get down to my spanx to pump today.  Forethought - I do not haz it.

Re: Dear Me,

  • Legolicious?
    .
  • Striptease!

    I was just thinking today how I'm packing away my pump Saturday morning, and I'm still not over it.  I need to focus on the positive, but it still feels like a loss, somehow.

    DD couldn't care less, which actually helps.  I already feel crappy enough about mothering her via Skype for a week.

    Anyway, ::cue stripper music::
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