Ok so I had that one nightmare about Josh ordering a neon orange n green tux...but last nights nightmare was un-freakin-real! It was all pre-wedding crud. I woke up flippin out!
So in my nightmare...its 2 weeks before the wedding and all of a sudden my ex is calling me and texting me night and day. Apparently I had never ended things with him dating-wise but it was almost like we were married and I never ended the marriage. And I wanted to tell him it was over, but I was embarrassed that I hadnt done it sooner and Josh thought I had ended it years ago but out of the blue my ex pops up acting like were still together (wtf?!)
And while this is going on (and I can see myself pacing my moms driveway listening to him talk, like I did when I lived there) my sister is getting ready for my bridal shower, which was planned the day before and the only people who showed were an aunt I hate and a friend of my sisters and for gifts I got a notebook and a $5 giftcard to walmart. (what?!) And when I asked my sister about the party she got all pissy b/c she thought I was supposed to plan my own shower and bach party, which also meant that I wasnt getting a bach party! OMGoodness! I woke up a nervous wreck about my ex and all confused. I ended things...ooooh did I ever end things, so good god stay outta my nightmares!
People are inherently stupid. Weddings make it painfully obvious -- KevinandMonica
