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Please take a moment to enjoy this Craigs List ad with me

louisvillebride21louisvillebride21
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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1755781713.html

ETA: My favorite part:

If you're the heter-bro I'm looking for, then we can JO furiously/competitively and then just hang or whatever. I've got laser tag too. I'm pretty serious about this. As in completely serious. If you touch my junk with anything but your own I will BF you in the M. Nerds/gays need not apply. I'M NOT GAY.
"In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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  • kellyjellybellykellyjellybelly
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    How does one come across that ad? :)
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  • louisvillebride21louisvillebride21
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    I'm scoring CL looking for a Cricut or Cuttlebug and in the corner I saw "Best of CL Ads". I'm a clicker!
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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  • kellyjellybellykellyjellybelly
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    That is so funny.  What a silly little man.
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  • kd.josephkd.joseph
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    OMG! I cannot believe this, the world is just going to hell I swear. 

    Oh, but he's not GAY! I want to see the picture of the girl he hooked up with like just now.
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  • mica178mica178 member
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    oh dear God
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  • louisvillebride21louisvillebride21
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_please-moment-enjoy-this-craigs-list-ad?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:f241ab02-3e20-4e20-9351-392e91b0f08ePost:41ca09f4-c5d3-45d6-b6de-45ec364ce3c9">Re: Please take a moment to enjoy this Craigs List ad with me</a>:
    [QUOTE]uhh...this line is hilarious. "a profound spiritual act of consensual hetero awesomeness." and really, did he mention enough that he's not gay?
    Posted by lovethebeach16[/QUOTE]


    But..but...HE'S 'NOT GAY!!!
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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  • zippitybzippityb member
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    He reminds me of RealUltimatePower's Robert Hamburger.
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  • louisvillebride21louisvillebride21
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    AND!! WHAT THE EFFING EFF. Justin Beiber is going to be on CSI. Again, WTF.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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  • louisvillebride21louisvillebride21
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    Anyone know what JO-ing is?
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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  • zippitybzippityb member
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    I think it means whacking it.
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  • kellyjellybellykellyjellybelly
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_please-moment-enjoy-this-craigs-list-ad?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:f241ab02-3e20-4e20-9351-392e91b0f08ePost:a9d0abb1-4544-4c34-b4ab-a810c0306958">Re: Please take a moment to enjoy this Craigs List ad with me</a>:
    [QUOTE]I think it means whacking it.
    Posted by zippityb[/QUOTE]
    that was my guess.
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  • louisvillebride21louisvillebride21
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    Eww. Sorry I asked.

    OMG. I just read it in taht context and now I don't know whether to vomit or laugh. I'm so sorry I posted this. I thought he was just a weirdo obsessed with MJ.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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  • louisvillebride21louisvillebride21
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    Ok, another one. Not gross, but extremely relevant and current.

    http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/1619190174.html
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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  • MVJP10MVJP10
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_please-moment-enjoy-this-craigs-list-ad?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:f241ab02-3e20-4e20-9351-392e91b0f08ePost:91fa7578-52f9-47a2-a0e4-9f4d5e57b281">Please take a moment to enjoy this Craigs List ad with me</a>:
    [QUOTE] If you touch my junk with anything but your own <strong>I will BF you in the M. </strong>Nerds/gays need not apply. I'M NOT GAY.
    Posted by louisvillebride21[/QUOTE]

    I don't get that part. Bean fart in the mouth? I tried BF with the obvious but what's the M? lol
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  • TurtlesAllTheWayDownTurtlesAllTheWayDown member
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    My favorite is under "requirements" - bedazzler.

    Also: bachelor's in something or equivalent experience.
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  • TurtlesAllTheWayDownTurtlesAllTheWayDown member
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    Oh yeah, he looks totally not gay. *eyeroll*

    I really want to know the story about how he had to give the jacket back.
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  • MVJP10MVJP10
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_please-moment-enjoy-this-craigs-list-ad?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:f241ab02-3e20-4e20-9351-392e91b0f08ePost:0c88ab8c-29dd-449a-a5c6-d9f331d5eef3">Re: Please take a moment to enjoy this Craigs List ad with me</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Please take a moment to enjoy this Craigs List ad with me : The best I could come up with is butt f*ck in the mouth but that doesn't really make sense.
    Posted by lovethebeach16[/QUOTE]

    That's what I thought but yeah it doesn't make sense. My new phrase is heter-bro! lol
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  • marisah83marisah83 member
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    Wow.

    I'll believe he's straight when pigs with Michael Jackson gloves and jerry curl fly.
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] member
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    he's having sex right now. AND he has laser tag.
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  • MrsMLRBMrsMLRB
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    No really, what is this ad for?

    From the posts, I believe we all think they are going to get together and masturbate? Is this normal for gentlemen (heter-bros?)
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  • louisvillebride21louisvillebride21
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_please-moment-enjoy-this-craigs-list-ad?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:f241ab02-3e20-4e20-9351-392e91b0f08ePost:0d89f079-d8b8-4f2c-a180-409010b23964">Re: Please take a moment to enjoy this Craigs List ad with me</a>:
    [QUOTE]No really, what is this ad for? From the posts, I believe we all think they are going to get together and masturbate? Is this normal for gentlemen (heter-bros?)
    Posted by MrsMLRB[/QUOTE]
    I'm gonna go with no. And wish I could accompany the look H gave me when I asked him that question.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
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  • LesPaulLesPaul member
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    He listed a bachelor's degree as a requirement?  Bwwhahahahahaha.  Oh, and HE"S NOT GAY, so don't even think he might be.  Good gawd.
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  • MrsMLRBMrsMLRB
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_please-moment-enjoy-this-craigs-list-ad?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:f241ab02-3e20-4e20-9351-392e91b0f08ePost:286b4e3b-ed6f-4988-a270-cc7c79dc09b3">Re: Please take a moment to enjoy this Craigs List ad with me</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Please take a moment to enjoy this Craigs List ad with me : I'm gonna go with no. And wish I could accompany the look H gave me when I asked him that question.
    Posted by louisvillebride21[/QUOTE]


    So this is NOT a common guy night occurence? Because I was starting to worry..........
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  • npasquale16npasquale16
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    I'd imagine the girl he hooked up with "like right now" looks more like this.



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    I made a bio?!?
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  • thericksontherickson
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    Wait... is he gay? I will have to go read it again to see if he mentions it...
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  • LDYGTR13LDYGTR13 member
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    I can't stop uncontrollably laughing at this not gay guy who is banging hot chicks right now as he's thinking of competitively jacking it with a heter-bro.

    Wonder why you have to be able to lift 80 lbs? I love how "Cool moves" are a requirement - I mean, isn't that kinda objective? What happens if someone has all of the other requirements yet his moves just are cool enough.

    Oh...and the fact that there are points awarded...genuis. I wonder if there's a scoreboard - or there's another heter-bro keeping a tally board. Oh - and I agree with Mery - the jacket story - I'VE GOTTA KNOW!!!


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  • npasquale16npasquale16
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    I like that the points are awarded based on accuracy.  Is there a bulls-eye involved?  What determines accuracy?

    I  feel like he needs to step up his contributions.  He doesn't have warehouse access, he doesn't have a jacket, all he's offering is his super-cool dance moves and competive nature. 
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  • FutureMrsTRFutureMrsTR
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    Oh Philadelphia...no.
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  • JanoBean75JanoBean75
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_please-moment-enjoy-this-craigs-list-ad?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:f241ab02-3e20-4e20-9351-392e91b0f08ePost:09c8a02a-31f1-4bf4-a355-515ddb1be803">Re: Please take a moment to enjoy this Craigs List ad with me</a>:
    [QUOTE]I'm scoring CL looking for a Cricut or Cuttlebug and in the corner I saw "Best of CL Ads". I'm a clicker!
    Posted by louisvillebride21[/QUOTE]

    First, that was hilarious and gross. "JO" took me a minute too.

    Second, you're a scrapbooker? Have you considered the Silhouette? That's the machine I have and I LOVE it. I can either download or make my own designs and I don't have to buy those cartridges. I got mine on ebay a while back, NIB for under $200 when it was retailing for $400. The newer one is portable and has an SD slot. I want that, but FI will be annoyed if I ask for it. So I'm asking for the letterpress  kit. :)
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