I have a friend who has a boyfriend that all of us are 99% sure is gay. They own a house together, have been together like 6 years, and he refuses to propose. He keeps telling her "it's going to happen" but won't say when, so she's decided they're getting married this summer. And has started planning the wedding (don't even get me started on that). No sign of a ring anytime soon to meet that deadline. He gives her excuses that range from lame to lamer.
She claims she won't break up with him even if he doesn't propose because he's "so nice" and she "can't imagine life without him". Yet she's obsessed with getting engaged. Every time they take a weekend trip or she finds a shopping bag (that she wont' look inside) she holds her breath. She's just needing
to get engaged. Everyone else can see the writing on the wall but her.
I am sick and tired of listening to this girl piss and moan about not being engaged. It's all she freaking talks about. "We're going to NY this weekend but we don't have any meals by ourselves. Do you think he might propose?" or "I saw a small shopping bag in the top back corner of our closet that may or may not be from a jewelry store--do you think he could have hidden a ring in it?" It goes on and on.
I've tried bean dip but it won't stop. Suggestions?
Courtesy of megk8oz
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