I would just straight up sue them. Any fucker that can afford a paris vacation can afford to fix a roof they destroyed. Over-the-top proposals annoys me enough (Call me a horrible raging feminist, b… (View Post)
FI was born without a sense of smell. So he'll fart in front of me and apologize for farting so much and seem kinda embarrassed by it. Which is kinda funny, since the whole "No sense of smell&qu… (View Post)
FI tells me that someone talking to him about sense of smell is like telling a dog about rainbows. He doesn't really "miss" anything since he's never sensed it. Although in terms of senses… (View Post)
That would 100% depend on the content of the text. If you texted me something I already knew from the invite, I'd be annoyed that I was being reminded, as I am adult that can manage my own shit. But … (View Post)
I am pretty much always overdressed. I work with kids, so at work my outfit is always yoga pants and a t-shirt, because I am running around like a nut and either helping cook or paint, none of which … (View Post)