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Totally was reading CW as Cuntwaffle... But it's apparently fitting. I think having a vegan diet is a terrible reason to be a bad host. (View Post)

Of course people don't tell the truth on the internet. That's how your identity gets stolen. *sigh* (View Post)

One of my aunts used to put confetti in cards.. for EVERY CARD. Finally, my other aunt saved up all of the confetti from all of the cards (including her kid's) and mailed it back at the end of the ye… (View Post)

Blaaahhhhh. When I was asked to prom, we did it right. He looked slightly past my right ear to avoid direct eye contact- and I said, "YesAwesomeOkayByeeee" like the awkward cheetah that I w… (View Post)

If my FI said this, I would wait a little (until the topic had changed) and randomly say: "Hey FI- you're invited to a party in my pants!"... Let FI answer"Oh, are you going to invite … (View Post)