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...if I ever get married. Love it! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/08/22/drunk-bride_n_5700977.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular (View Post)

OKay, all dildos aside (or where ever you want to put them, wink), I'm gonna need a review on this purple drank, cause I LOOOOOVE Moscato, and if this vodka is anything like actual moscato, I'm well … (View Post)

My personal faves are 'Holy Guacamole!" and "Okey Dokey Artichokey!" I like rhymes. All of my dad's favorite sayings involved barn yard animals: "You're crazier than a hoot owl.&q… (View Post)

@swazzle Yay for no surgery! Surely you can bedazzle the shit out of that boot or paint it to look like a fancy heel or something. It could be a fun drunken girls night activity for you and the other… (View Post)

I work this weekend, which is especially depressing because our unit seems to have turned into the hospice unit in the last couple of days. :( But... tonight we're gonna check out some live music at … (View Post)