What the fuck is this shit? Who the hell does shit like this? I'm pretty sure the rest of what I want to say violates TOS. ETA: Removed the quoted PM. (View Post)
I have my friends over for dinner and we go out together all the time. Not because I'm "entitled" as the bride but...because they are my friends and I like to hang out with them (that is wh… (View Post)
Hey self, you see that big glowy thing in the sky? It's called the sun. You're gonna be out in it so lets wear sunscreen today! My shoulders are burnt. (View Post)
I knew I should've blamed my parents when I came home with my first girlfriend. "It's your fault mom and dad! I had a blue and green stroller! It's all your fault!!" (View Post)