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Treats for Santa?

MeaghanandMichaelMeaghanandMichael
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You putting out cookies and milk?

And while we're at it, what are you drinking?
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    OutOfTheBlue612OutOfTheBlue612
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    Since it's just H and I, we won't be putting our cookies and milk.

    I am drinking a cranberry margarita. I made a pitcher for H and I earlier. I was tasting them thinking they didn't taste strong enough, so I kept adding tequila. Turns out, cranberry and lime completely mask the tequila flavor. So now we have incredibly strong drinks.
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    beer.
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    MeaghanandMichaelMeaghanandMichael
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    I like to put out a carrot for Rudolph too.

    My coworker gave me wine. I don't normally drink Char, but free is for me!

    Those Margs sound good!
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    OutOfTheBlue612OutOfTheBlue612
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    http://www.yumsugar.com/Cranberry-Margarita-Recipe-6095712

    Plus with a lime wedge and whole cranberries as garnish, they are very pretty. And even holiday colors!
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    Milk and cookies. :) We are using a little plate that Ben made in school. It's cute.

    I'm so pissed right now, though. Ben found his presents. I managed to keep those motherfuckers hidden for the last two months and he finds them on Christmas Eve. Damn it.

    Also, I feel like a dumpster fire right now. Every time I stand up, I feel like I'm going to throw up and I have a fever. Lame.
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    katiewhompuskatiewhompus member
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    Santa is getting peanut butter cookies this year and a Mt. Dew (H has been up since 3am for work)

    I'm drinking water. Wooo party at my  house.

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    MeaghanandMichaelMeaghanandMichael
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    awww CEW that is sucktastic! Feel better <3

    Do you think Ben "gets" the presents are his?
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    He does because we got him a bat and were not going to wrap it. The bat was what he noticed first. I'm hoping that he didn't get a good enough look at the rest of it. After he saw it, he said "I'm just going to forget about seeing that, mom. Okay?".
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    MeaghanandMichaelMeaghanandMichael
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    He always was one smart cookie! I know you are disappointed. but I am SURE he will love everything either way :)
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    Thanks. You made me feel better. I would just hate to ruin the Santa thing for him. That would break my heart.

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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_treats-santa?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:17Discussion:8d4cdc37-6bd0-48c8-a185-32456eeef62fPost:b05bdeea-f2e0-4c83-a151-da93907e3f1e">Re: Treats for Santa?</a>:
    [QUOTE]<strong><u>NUTS
    </u></strong>Posted by Nebb[/QUOTE]

    Fixed that for ya.

    (honestly, i cant promise that this nuts joke will play itself out anytime soon for me.  Just fair warning)
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_treats-santa?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8d4cdc37-6bd0-48c8-a185-32456eeef62fPost:35583149-1342-4721-b97a-d04957d3d748">Re: Treats for Santa?</a>:
    [QUOTE]Thanks. You made me feel better. I would just hate to ruin the Santa thing for him. That would break my heart.
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    <div>I know, but I can say with 99% accuracy he probably just focused on the bat. Kids don't usually get the full picture. Just get yourself better for tomorrow morning, eh?</div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Treats for Santa? : I know, but I can say with 99% accuracy he probably just focused on the bat. Kids don't usually get the full picture. Just get yourself better for tomorrow morning, eh?
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    You're the best. I am sure you're right. I need to quit worring about it.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Treats for Santa? : Fixed that for ya. (honestly, i cant promise that this nuts joke will play itself out anytime soon for me.  Just fair warning)
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

    What do you have when you have nuts on a wall?
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Treats for Santa? : You're the best. I am sure you're right. I need to quit worring about it.
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    <div>
    </div><div>Don't worry, I'd be freaking out too. Its your job as mom. Wine? Leftover cheese dip?</div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Treats for Santa? : What do you have when you have nuts on a wall?
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    Walnuts :P

    What you have when you have nuts on your chest?
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    SEWFSEWF member
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    We're not setting anything out for Santa, but we have oranges from Florida on the table, so he can have one of those if he wants.

    And I'm having straight cranberry juice. Yum! I save my drinking for New Years.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Treats for Santa? : Walnuts :P What you have when you have nuts on your chest?
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    Chest nuts.

    What do you have when you have nuts on your chin?
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Treats for Santa? : Chest nuts. What do you have when you have nuts on your chin?
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    A penis in your mouth?
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Treats for Santa? : Don't worry, I'd be freaking out too. Its your job as mom. Wine? Leftover cheese dip?
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    I wish I could eat or drink something. I even had to pass up spinach artichoke dip.
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    MeaghanandMichaelMeaghanandMichael
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    A good time?
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Treats for Santa? : A penis in your mouth?
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

    Why yes, yes you do.
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    [QUOTE]A good time?
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    M&M's alarm clock?
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Treats for Santa? : M&M's alarm clock?
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

    <div>What? I think breakfast in bed is sweet!</div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Treats for Santa? : What? I think breakfast in bed is sweet!
    Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

    Well, you already know my thoughts about nuts and mouths.
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    Oh god. What a horrible alarm clock. But you could market it as the alarmcock. It would be brilliant.
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    [QUOTE]Oh god. What a horrible alarm clock. But you could market it as the alarmcock. It would be brilliant.
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    <div>
    </div><div>Now with vibrating feature!</div>
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    [QUOTE]Oh god. What a horrible alarm clock. But you could market it as the alarm<strong><u>cock</u></strong>. It would be brilliant.
    Posted by cew515[/QUOTE]

    You CANT SAY THAT!
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    Whatcock? I can't saycock? Well, that sucks a big fat donkeycock.
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    REPORTED!
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    5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
    3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
    IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
    IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
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