Weird Confessions

RobotLegs · May 2011

Inspired by some of the funny confessions on KPS today.

Mine: I'm really scared of fish. Which is weird, because I'm not scared of snakes or spiders... just fish. I love water and I love boats and I love the ocean, but I won't swim in it because I don't want a fish to touch me. The idea FREAKS ME OUT. I also hate the feel of the bottom of the ocean. It's so slimy.

I don't care for birds, either. I feel like they're smarter than they let on.

hlq2011 · May 2011

I'm terrified of falling. Even just off the couch. FI will make like he's going to shove me off and I cling for dear life.

baystateapple · May 2011

I am terrified of lobsters. I have no idea why. I don't even like looking at them, alive or dead.

My BIL/SIL want us to come over to their place for Mothers' Day with my MIL, and have lobster. I can't really say no, I won't go, but I am dreading seeing them on the plates. I realize this is stupid.

mandysmear · May 2011

i, um. watched all the twilight movies 2 weeks ago. and since have been replaying them all. over and over. and i read breaking dawn.

they're not good movies. but i'm just so addicted.

/confession

hlq2011 · May 2011

Bay, I can eat lobster tails, but I cannot handle a whole one. My coworker ordered one at dinner one night (huge one) and at one point made it look at me. My skin is crawling thinking about it.

Beachy730 · May 2011

The thought of fish touching me in water freaks me out. Actually anything touching me in water freaks me out. I think it's because you're basically helpless in the water. I went swimming with manatees once, and thought it was the coolest thing ever until one swam by me in murky water and brushed my leg. I freaked and went back to the boat and never got back in.

I am deathly afraid of slugs. As in I will flip my sh!t and run away if I see one. The first time we went to the dog park here the trail was covered in slugs, and I wigged. I tiptoed the entire half mile each way on the trail, and screamed about 50 times probably. H thinks I'm a weirdo.

jessicabessica · May 2011

I used to feel the same way about fish. Like it would be so gross and scaly if they touched me, and what if the scales rubbed off on my leg or something and they died and I was swimming with a bunch of dead fish. I've gotten a little better. I did a snorkeling trip in high school that involved swimming with fish, but I got to wear a thick, full body wetsuit, so I wasn't worried about them touching my skin (only worried about eels wrapping themsleves around my leg). Ewww eels.

baystateapple · May 2011

I was at a friends' house once, and they had lobster. I had to go out into the other room to take a phone call. While I was talking, I felt something on my arm. One of my idiot friends had taken his lobster's antennae and was running it up and down my arm. OMG.

I screamed and made a total ass of myself. I can't stand those things.

GeauxTigers17 · May 2011

This is weird, but I can't stand the word "meal." Hearing it makes me cringe - it just sounds odd. All I can think about is mealworms, and it just grosses me out!

hlq2011 · May 2011

I probably would have done the same thing, if I were you, Bay.

LDYGTR13 · May 2011

With the exception of halloween, I cannot handle people dressed up as things. Clowns, Mickey and Minnie at Disney, Mimes. Whatever. Can't do it. I turn around as soon as I see them. Halloween doesn't bother me though and around halloween I can hack it. Otherwise, I get a horrible feeling in my stomach.

There was a guy dressed as Santa at a work party once and my boss had to push me past him so I could go in the room. We took a picture with Santa and I was shaking and had to get away from him. If my boss hadn't requested we take the pic for our FB page I wouldn't have gone near him.

LDYGTR13 · May 2011

HOLY GORGEOUS, TIGERS.

missy68 · May 2011

The ocean doesn't bother me (except when seaweed wraps around my feet and toes), but OMG - the LAKE. I must see the bottom, people. There's no telling what's down there. Slime, algae, goo, trash, snakes, fish.... Jason - you just don't know. No lake swimming for me, unless it's a clear lake.

andy71781 · May 2011

I'm scared of earwigs...like more than cockroaches

WildRumpus · May 2011

I'm terrified of possums.

I will wear jeans 5 or 6 times before I wash them.

I will, on occasion, eat something off the floor if I just dropped it

I have somewhat OCD tendencies when it comes to washing my hands

I understand that numbers 2 & 3 make no sense when paired with number 4..

georgia_bride09 · May 2011

I like to sniff my H's armpits. Not BO armpits, but deodorized armpits.

jessicabessica · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_weird-confessions?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:c3af44dc-45d1-4bc8-a87b-f34707e46332Post:acfbc9b4-50c0-4c38-845e-c05d084f9d7b">Re: Weird Confessions</a>:
[QUOTE]The ocean doesn't bother me (except when seaweed wraps around my feet and toes), but OMG - the LAKE. I must see the bottom, people. There's no telling what's down there. Slime, algae, goo, trash, snakes, fish.... Jason - you just don't know. No lake swimming for me, unless it's a clear lake.
Posted by missy68[/QUOTE]

When I went to overnight camp, I told my swim teacher I had a pulled muscle in my neck for an entire month so I wouldn't have to learn how to dive into the murky lake. I was ok with swimming in the lake and staying near the surface, but I was not diving into the unknown.

GeauxTigers17 · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_weird-confessions?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:c3af44dc-45d1-4bc8-a87b-f34707e46332Post:06671752-d42f-49a5-9aee-a69b729883bd">Re: Weird Confessions</a>:
[QUOTE]HOLY GORGEOUS, TIGERS.
Posted by LDYGTR13[/QUOTE]

<div>Aww thank you! My mom took that right before the photographer showed up to take our engagement pictures</div>

TurtlesAllTheWayDown · May 2011

I learned how to swim in a massive lake, so seaweed and fish don't bother me. *shrug* I've also been waterskiing in about 85 feet of river water, so yeah. Birds are weird, though. I don't like them. I also hate monkeys.

LDYGTR13 · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_weird-confessions?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:c3af44dc-45d1-4bc8-a87b-f34707e46332Post:2555a794-6f6e-4299-9ce6-552f80a339fa">Re: Weird Confessions</a>:
[QUOTE]I like to sniff my H's armpits. Not BO armpits, but deodorized armpits.
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]

Me too!!! I do this a lot actually. Especially if we're laying in bed. He finds it weird, but it smells soooo good.

We're weird, GA!

FutureMrsFezz · May 2011

MANDYPANTS ♥

hlq2011 · May 2011

Ditto Mery. I learned to swim in fresh water, so fish were in abundance. One nibbled my brother's toes, once. He hates us retelling that story.

The Mel and Todd Show · May 2011

Cotton balls. Cannot be near them.

RobotLegs · May 2011

I only grow hair on the front of my calves, nowhere else on my legs.

I constantly imagine car crashes when I'm driving. They're super vivid and sometimes I see all the way through to my family being notified and my funeral. It's so morbid. I think I just have an overactive imagination.

opalsky007 · May 2011

I have twelve pairs of shoes in my office. I don't know why, they just accumulate.

Beachy730 · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_weird-confessions?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:c3af44dc-45d1-4bc8-a87b-f34707e46332Post:4925d2be-3500-4f9c-90fd-e98a77c9a825">Re: Weird Confessions</a>:
[QUOTE]I learned how to swim in a massive lake, so seaweed and fish don't bother me. *shrug* I've also been waterskiing in about 85 feet of river water, so yeah. Birds are weird, though. I don't like them. I also hate monkeys.
Posted by msmerymac[/QUOTE]

<div>Yeah, I guess my view is pretty skewed too, because I go swimming in the Niagara River off the boats and waterskiing and stuff. And I waiterski off Sherkston. But whenever I am in the deep water I kick around a lot to scare off fish. </div>

georgia_bride09 · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_weird-confessions?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:c3af44dc-45d1-4bc8-a87b-f34707e46332Post:83704b53-7031-41e7-8b0c-2eec5539c53d">Re: Weird Confessions</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Weird Confessions : Me too!!! I do this a lot actually. Especially if we're laying in bed. He finds it weird, but it smells soooo good. We're weird, GA!
Posted by LDYGTR13[/QUOTE]

We can't help that they smell manly!

musicalsunlight · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_weird-confessions?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:c3af44dc-45d1-4bc8-a87b-f34707e46332Post:65a872a5-031e-45a4-8cb4-933911400aae">Weird Confessions</a>:
[QUOTE]Inspired by some of the funny confessions on KPS today. Mine: I'm really scared of fish. Which is weird, because I'm not scared of snakes or spiders... just fish. I love water and I love boats and I love the ocean, but I won't swim in it because I don't want a fish to touch me. The idea FREAKS ME OUT. I also hate the feel of the bottom of the ocean. It's so slimy. I don't care for birds, either. I feel like they're smarter than they let on.
Posted by RobotLegs[/QUOTE]

I totally could've written this whole thing. I definitely agree, Kiki.

Beachy730 · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_weird-confessions?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:c3af44dc-45d1-4bc8-a87b-f34707e46332Post:58deaeeb-8d40-47b4-9f1d-3c6670c0576f">Re: Weird Confessions</a>:
[QUOTE]Cotton balls. Cannot be near them.
Posted by The Mel and Todd Show[/QUOTE]

<div>I hate when they use cotton balls at the dentist. It irks me out to have them in my mouth (that's what she said). Shoot me with all the needles you need, drill my teeth for hours, just don't stick cotton in there.</div>

The Mel and Todd Show · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_weird-confessions?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:c3af44dc-45d1-4bc8-a87b-f34707e46332Post:8a6da2a1-f206-4084-a8b4-0e4de0818530">Re: Weird Confessions</a>:
[QUOTE]I only grow hair on the front of my calves, nowhere else on my legs. I constantly imagine car crashes when I'm driving. They're super vivid and sometimes I see all the way through to my family being notified and my funeral. It's so morbid. I think I just have an overactive imagination.
Posted by RobotLegs[/QUOTE]

You're not alone :( I do this too. Sometimes I cringe and get a headache from the imagined impact.

laurenclaire1386 · May 2011

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_weird-confessions?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:c3af44dc-45d1-4bc8-a87b-f34707e46332Post:2555a794-6f6e-4299-9ce6-552f80a339fa">Re: Weird Confessions</a>:
[QUOTE]I like to sniff my H's armpits. Not BO armpits, but deodorized armpits.
Posted by georgia_bride09[/QUOTE]
Me too. His deoderant smells good ::shrugs::

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