Your dork moment confessions

jenna8984 · August 2014

When I wear tall, killer boots to work (like today) makes me feel fierce when they make the walking noise on the tiling. So to and from the bathroom I do my best America's Next Top Model walk landing each foot on the groutline in front of me so my legs slightly cross in front of me. I love it. I hope no one turns the corner and sees me doing it.

I might also be embarassed if anyone saw me give my cat a goodbye kiss each morning and tell her out loud to have a good day.

Happy Friday

thisismynickname2 · August 2014

OP your boots are made for walkin'!

My dork confession is that I'm going to the Supernatural convention in October. I might (might) be more excited for that than my wedding. I mean come on, I live with FI and will spend my life with him, but this is my one and only opportunity to meet Jensen Ackles. Swoon!

smalfrie19 · August 2014

I am incredibly excited that 1) Marshawn Lynch is back at training camp and 2) Seahawks pre-season starts in less than a week. I hope the new Seahawks garden gnome for this year is cute... I collect them and I have 5

hellosweetie1015 · August 2014

Work those boots!

My dork moments usually involve getting really excited over new office supplies. Like, when our office supply delivery comes, it's like Christmas.

pinkcow13 · August 2014

I also kiss my cats before work and wish them a good day when I leave. Then, when I come home, I ask them how their day went. Sometimes I tell them about mine lol.

Also, sometimes when FI and I walk down the street holding hands I pretend that we are a celebrity couple strolling down the streets of NYC. I imagine there are papparazzi taking pics of us, and even gave us a nickname by combining our names.

falsara · August 2014

Yaay for awesome boots!

My dork moments are usually related to 1) a new book coming out in a series that I've read/ or by an author I love. I get all squea like and my FI thinks I saw a spider. 2) New seasons of TV shows that I love get added to Netflix and then I finish the season in one weekend

jenna8984 · August 2014

@pinkcow LOVE IT ALL

buttercup1958 · August 2014

smalfrie19 said:

I am incredibly excited that 1) Marshawn Lynch is back at training camp and 2) Seahawks pre-season starts in less than a week. I hope the new Seahawks garden gnome for this year is cute... I collect them and I have 5

QFW

I'm a dork when my "jams" come on. I do what V calls the "Sam dance". Its pretty much dorky white girl moves ha. I've had people stare at me from their cars before. I'm all like
I don't care

goldchocobo.defunct635829490514903826 · August 2014

When I learn a new crochet stitch or finish a project, I feel so accomplished! Is that dorky?

Maggie0829 · August 2014

pinkcow13 said:

I also kiss my cats before work and wish them a good day when I leave. Then, when I come home, I ask them how their day went. Sometimes I tell them about mine lol.

Also, sometimes when FI and I walk down the street holding hands I pretend that we are a celebrity couple strolling down the streets of NYC. I imagine there are papparazzi taking pics of us, and even gave us a nickname by combining our names.

I do this as well, but with my dog. And I don't think it is strange at all. Now those that aren't people would probably think it is strange, but I know my dog would think she did something wrong if I didn't say goodbye to her, give her a kiss and tell her I love her and to be good before I left each day.

I also have dance parties with my dog in my kitchen when a commercial with a song comes on.

Simky906 · August 2014

We have new music being played at work that's really heavy on catchy, dance-able tunes (from Bob Segar's Old Time Rock n Roll to 90's Britney Spears). I LOVE IT! I may or may not invent reasons to run into the stockroom so I can get my dance on. And sometimes I can't help myself and do a little dance on the sales floor.

Also, I'm a huge football nerd, particularly pro football. I can't wait for football season to start and have been watching old games on NFL network to get myself ready. Our wedding day is the day before football season starts so we will be spening the next day at a sports bar watching our teams (hopefully) roll to victory!

mrsmagicgeek · August 2014

goldchocobo said:
When I learn a new crochet stitch or finish a project, I feel so accomplished! Is that dorky?

I'm the same way! Crafty women are awesome

I'm also a computer geek and a serious gamer. FI is as well. There are many jokes about hard drives and fingering around here, and we'll both probably take the day of when the new WoW expansion hits.

raissyrais · August 2014

This happens to me once in a while. When I say something funny or try to be funny around good looking people in general, a little snort comes out when I laugh. And everyone's like "Did you just snort???"

I also watched the whole 7 seasons of Sabrina the Teenage Witch in a month. A month!!! Am I crazy?

beethery · August 2014

I got caught singing along REALLY LOUD to Earth, Wind, and Fire this morning on my way in to work.

I felt like a goob and a half but I went with it. Made full crazy-eye contact with the person trying to clown on me and sang AT THEM.

Goob victory!

cupcait927 · August 2014

@raissyrais I'm a snort laugher too. I did it a lot as a kid and then got really embarrassed about it as I got older. So I trained myself to stop doing it but then along came FI. He's gotten me to laugh so hard that I'm back to snort laughing when something's really funny. But only in front of him. It finds it incredibly endearing because he knows I only do it for him.

raissyrais · August 2014

@cupcait927 But you know what cupcait, that's the thing, I NEVER snort unless it's around people I find attractive, I guess I get a little nervous. But it's very very rare when it does happen lol.

Awww well good on your FI if he likes your little snort

I understand how it can be embarrassing sometimes!

climbingsingle · August 2014

I talk to my dog constantly like she's a person and can understand me.

I love cleaning. I get such a sense of accomplishment when our house is completely cleaned from top to bottom.

I take gym selfies. I don't post them on FB or anything. I mostly use them to track my progress.

cupcait927 · August 2014

My biggest dork thing lately - making this weird little noise, mainly around FI. I don't know where it came from and I can't even describe what it sounds like, but it's a happy noise, like when cats purr. FI think it's hilarious but I would never do it outside of the house because everyone would think I was a weirdo.

wandajune6 · August 2014

I'm currently caravaning to drop FSIL at grad school 11 hours. Bad signals mean Pandora has failed. I am subjecting the truck to old college favorites that they have not yet been educated on: Ani DiFranco, Liz Phair, Dar Williams, Indigo Girls, etc.

I'm howling along and telling anecdotes related to songs. Full on geekery.

mschristie123 · August 2014

I geeked out on going to an extra training on Wednesday and subsequently being given the go-ahead by my supervisor to run a new therapeutic group with my clients now that I've had the training. Happy dance!!

mrsmorales2be · August 2014

Oh, lawd, I could write a book. Case in point:

After introducing my 9 year old little brother to Star Wars for the first time, I texted my guy friend (future FI, of course!) that the youngling was enquiring about the ways of the Force and had requested to become my padawan, or something to that effect. When he didn't think I was hopelessly pathetic, and admitted to being even worse than me, I knew we were meant to be.

Peaseblossom55 · August 2014

When I leave the house I say good bye to the cats and tell them to have a good day. I also say hello & ask them how their day was when I come home.

I'm sure there are a lot more but I can't think of any at the moment.

climbingsingle · August 2014

Oh, also. I have no idea how this started. I think because we started calling the dog it. But we have now been calling each other "poop". I totally slipped and did it in public while we were at dinner last night. To say the waiter gave us a look would be an understatement.

BlackLace2015 · August 2014

I was emptying some old bins from my moms basement the other day and my fi totally found my Dr. Who Dalek piggybank. This is from a long time ago before the "new" doctor who made it popular but I always loved the show because I used to watch it with my Dad on PBS when I was little.

pinkcow13 · August 2014

ClimbingBrideNY said:

I talk to my dog constantly like she's a person and can understand me.

I love cleaning. I get such a sense of accomplishment when our house is completely cleaned from top to bottom.

I take gym selfies. I don't post them on FB or anything. I mostly use them to track my progress.

Can you clean my apartment? I HATE cleaning. FI gets so annoyed at me because he wants to try and clean on Sundays and I'm all "It's lazy Sunday. No cleaning can take place today." He's like it's lazy everyday for you when it comes to cleaning!

I do gym selfies, too. Also to track my progress. I have an annoying friend though, who posts them. She has someone take pics of her WHILE working out. And then posts them. I think she has Kim Kardashian syndrome.

ohannabelle · August 2014

I'm such a dork I hardly know where to begin.

Dances. (No, I can't dance. Officially graceless. This doesn't stop me.)

I have a few occasion specific dances. The top favorites:

The Angry Elf Dance. As in, "Now you're pissing me off. Don't make me do the Angry Elf Dance." And then furious cavorting in irate circles.

The Who's Yo Mama Dance. Performed when I do something well, or cook something beautiful. I yell, Who's Yo Mama? really loud, and then get down with my bad self.

And the most hated, The I Was Right and You Were Wrong Dance. This one has a song. It goes like this: You were wrong, You were wrong, You were wrong, You were wrong....

I actually forgot myself and did this at work one day. Ouch. Shame.

When I do any one of these, my son looks at me very seriously, and says, "That's a pretty funky dance, Garfield. Show me how you do it." I think that's from a YouTube thing. And I say, "Like this," and do it again.

chibiyui · August 2014

I am a dork every moment of my life. Next weekend I'm going to Otakon, I watch professional video games with H. I'm leaning to sew so I can cosplay.

I also tell my fishies good night.

ohannabelle · August 2014

goldchocobo said:

When I learn a new crochet stitch or finish a project, I feel so accomplished! Is that dorky?

That's not dorky! Follow it with a round of The Who's Yo Mama Dance. Hell, yes, accomplishment!

KeptInStitches · August 2014

I scritch my kitty on the head every morning before I go to work and tell her, "Love you. Be good."

As though the cat listens.

climbingsingle · August 2014

pinkcow13 said:

ClimbingBrideNY said:

I talk to my dog constantly like she's a person and can understand me.

I love cleaning. I get such a sense of accomplishment when our house is completely cleaned from top to bottom.

I take gym selfies. I don't post them on FB or anything. I mostly use them to track my progress.

Can you clean my apartment? I HATE cleaning. FI gets so annoyed at me because he wants to try and clean on Sundays and I'm all "It's lazy Sunday. No cleaning can take place today." He's like it's lazy everyday for you when it comes to cleaning!

I do gym selfies, too. Also to track my progress. I have an annoying friend though, who posts them. She has someone take pics of her WHILE working out. And then posts them. I think she has Kim Kardashian syndrome.

I have a friend that does that too! Every day is a new gym selfie. With duck lips.

jenna8984 · August 2014

@ohannabelle My favorite show was Will & Grace and Grace used to do a "told you so" song & dance that sounds very similar to your "you were wrong" dance hahahah

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