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Did you know?

Middle school parking lots contain the worst, most idiotic drivers on the road.

When you drop off your kid, there's a line.  Some people cannot grasp this concept and try to butt in the line.  It's the same thing, every morning.  And at pick up.  It's worse at pick up.

Anyway, there was a car trying to cut the line and no one was letting her in.  She wasn't getting upset, though.  Just talking to her kid in the front seat and looking at some papers.

All of a sudden, I saw her car just roll right into the driver's side of the SUV in front of me.  She just hit him.  But not because she pulled up too far trying to cut the line.  I immediately turn my head to look at her AND SHE'S NOT IN HER FCKING CAR.  She GOT OUT of her car to pick something up AND DIDN'T PUT IT IN PARK.  She literally ghost rode her car into another car.  It was unbelievable.  Son asked me if that really just happened.  Yes, dear.  You just saw that.  Her kid, still in the front seat of a car with no driver, had his hands on his head.  Even he couldn't believe how much of a douche his mom is.

Re: Did you know?

  • I'm dying at the image of some SAHM ghost ridin' the whip.
  • hahahahaha
  • O_O She's kind of lucky she didn't kill anyone. 

    I know you're suppose to wait to drop off your child at the head of the line, etc, but my jr high did this. So many kids would get out of the car because they didn't want to be late. Same kids would almost get hit by stupid people who tried getting ahead in the line or out of it. So yeah she's very lucky she didn't hit someone. 
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  • I'm astounded there aren't accidents in the street at Bacon's school. See, Coloradans do this thing where they tailgate the hell out of you when you're moving, but when you're stopped - like in the pickup line - they'll leave two carlengths. So people get in line, all spaced weirdly, and by the time the actual pickup starts, the lines are in the street. It's a clusterfuck. 

    Amazingly, I've only been rear-ended there once in 5 years. Of course, it was in the two-month period when I was rear-ended three times and backed into once. I think the universe has a perverse sense of humor. 
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