Dear @swazzle & @hummingbird125,
Cannot wait for Saturday!!!!!!! I miss you ladies like crazy! I'm going to drink so many bellinis!
XOXO,
buddy
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Dear BF,
I love you so much. I'm so glad that you are supportive of my new gym habit and wait for me to get home to eat dinner. Even though you think I'm perfect, I don't think I am, but you still support me. I'm also excited that you're picking up that pony this weekend and I'm hoping you don't hide it the same place I'm hiding your Xbox One. Please don't get mad when I get off the train drunk again, not like you were complaining last time since we had sex in your car, so there's that.
Love,
Your amazing GF
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Dear Buddy,
FFS stop jumping all over the house at night!!!!! I'm sorry I locked you in your bedroom last night, but you have a comfy futon to sleep on now!
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Dear @brisox81,
I love our daily chats, andplusalso we need to catch up on AHS. I keep thinking one thing is going to happen, and something else happens and I'm like "wtf is going on????" I may stay up tonight to watch, but you know how that ends up! Also we need to plan a g2g at Woodbury Commons since I have to do some shopping at some sort of outlet for T, he needs new Timberlands...*barf*
XOXO and an extra XO to Violet,
Buddy
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To all the ladies of NEY,
You are the prettiest, smartest, funniest group of women I've ever met. You make me realize what a true group of good girlfriends is supposed to be. I thank you for that. You make me laugh, cry and sometimes both with farting included, but it's always for good reasons. I 
you hard.
Love X 1000000000,
Me
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Dear lady who makes my breakfast sandwiches,
OMG two pieces of sausage in my sandwich? You're awesome for that, but I can only have one piece, it's all good though because you hook me up with two slices of cheese.
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Dear Boss,
I think my review with you sucked. I deserved a higher score than what you gave me (yes, I know it's a 3 out of 4, but I totally deserved a 4 out of 4). I also deserved that bonus, but I know that isn't happening. Oh yeah, remember when I practically lived here during the months of February and March??? Oh and how I also did everyone's work because no one knew the system? Yeah, remember that when you "consider" my bonus. The only solace I have is that hopefully if things go to plan in my life, in two years I'll be working for you part time and then you can see what an asset I am to this department.
Thanks,
A frustrated employee (again)