Long distance bridesmaid blues....

lizandmark2014

I would leave the wedding party.

This also sounds like a bride in a past post that told 2 BM to eat and everyone else to loos weight. She also told them how to ware their hair( blond) if I remember correctly.

I am sorry your friend/ bride is being such a pain, and inconsiderate.

hoffse

The dyelot thing is BS.  My girls were from 4 different parts of the country, and they bought their dresses at 4 separate places (one girl even ordered online).  The dresses were this very interesting pink-coral-y color and they all matched.  And it was a silk dress - silk tends to have more variations because the fibers don't always absorb color in an identical manner.  And they change color depending on the light.  But still. They matched.  Pics below.

d2va

So did you tell your "friend" to go fuck herself? 

You should actually send her the weekly weigh in email and put that you gained 5 lbs, she may even just kick you out. lolol

Inkdancer

Tell her "I'd lose about 120 pounds if you'd get off my back" and then bow out.