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Relationship Timelines...spinoff

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  • Taking forever to poop must be a guy thing. My FI sometimes takes his tablet with him and I always find random books in the bathroom. I have stomach/digestive issues so when I have to go I usually have to go omgrightnow (which can be unpleasant at times, obviously)
  • A little over 1 year into our relationship my now Fi and I went to London.  We both got food poisoning.  Like, real bad.  We both had stuff coming out of both ends for DAYS.  It was disgusting. That was a real moment for us.  Nothing like a shared vomiting/shitting experience to bring a couple closer.  It was so gross. 
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  • This thread is hilarious! H and I didn't leave much mystery in our relationship for long. It was actually me that farted in front of him first. We were cuddling on the couch watching TV when I felt one coming on. I made a face and he asked what was wrong. "Uuh....I need to fart." "Is it just air?" "No, it feels worse." H pulled a blanket over my lap, asked me to turn my butt away and resumed watching TV. I knew he was a keeper! 
  • JordanF13 said:
    This thread is hilarious! H and I didn't leave much mystery in our relationship for long. It was actually me that farted in front of him first. We were cuddling on the couch watching TV when I felt one coming on. I made a face and he asked what was wrong. "Uuh....I need to fart." "Is it just air?" "No, it feels worse." H pulled a blanket over my lap, asked me to turn my butt away and resumed watching TV. I knew he was a keeper! 
    Ok, can it ever be "just air"??? lol.  It's rarely just air with me!
  • Just the other day, we were having sex and something about the way my ta tas were smashed against his chest caused a farting noise to escape from the twins with every thrust.  We ignored it for the first two or three times before he started laughing and I quickly followed.  Eventually, I got him to stop laughing, re-focus and change positions so we could finish :)
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  • @Swazzle you guys sound like me and my SO, we are very open about those things haha. I remember when I farted in front of him for the first time. He thought it was weird that I didn't like to fart in front of him since it was a natural bodily function and I just called myself being lady-like. 

    Then one day I was playing around and tried to pick him up (don't really know how we go to doing that) and right when I got him off the ground I let out a huge fart and fell over on the bed all embarrassed. After that, I just didn't care anymore and have been comfortable letting one loose every now and then without a care. With as much time as we spend together, it is hard to keep it in!
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