Fi is simultaneously sugar-high and drunk

JCbride2015

So, Fi and I went to happy hour after work today.  Apparently the "candy cart" came around at work today (this always makes me think of the Hogwarts Express) and he ate a TON of candy in the afternoon.  Then he ordered two really high alcohol beers.

He is currently telling me how shiny my e-ring is and I'm moving it "really fast" near my computer which is giving off light, and how really he's basically a raccoon who's distracted by shiny things and movement.  Then he got up from the couch, tripped over his feet, and dropped the remote on the ground, exclaiming, "Oopsies!"

He just went into the bedroom.  I hear, "ARrrgh" and our cat runs out of the room.  Fi: "Ummm.... I wasn't bothering the cat."

Now he's telling me how sometimes when he farts on the couch, it builds up like a pressure cooker and "explodes" when he gets off the couch.

This is the father of my future children, folks.

HisGirlFriday13

JCBride2014 said:

So, Fi and I went to happy hour after work today.  Apparently the "candy cart" came around at work today (this always makes me think of the Hogwarts Express) and he ate a TON of candy in the afternoon.  Then he ordered two really high alcohol beers.

He is currently telling me how shiny my e-ring is and I'm moving it "really fast" near my computer which is giving off light, and how really he's basically a raccoon who's distracted by shiny things and movement.  Then he got up from the couch, tripped over his feet, and dropped the remote on the ground, exclaiming, "Oopsies!"

He just went into the bedroom.  I hear, "ARrrgh" and our cat runs out of the room.  Fi: "Ummm.... I wasn't bothering the cat."

Now he's telling me how sometimes when he farts on the couch, it builds up like a pressure cooker and "explodes" when he gets off the couch.

This is the father of my future children, folks.

Oh, my god, I cracked up. Thank you for that!

ETA: The father of my future children is currently playing roller hockey for the first time since university (if not earlier). Blesshisheart, at least he's playing with an equally out of shape friend, so I don't think they can do *too* much damage to each other.

chibiyui

FI is raiding on FFxiv tonight.  When he gets drunk he acts like a big kitty, wanting love, cuddles and belly rubs. He meows too.

jdluvr06

Lmao! That is funny. Right now my FI is trying to figure out how to put together this odd kitty condo thing he bought because Calli had to have it.

JCbride2015

jdluvr06 said:

Lmao! That is funny. Right now my FI is trying to figure out how to put together this odd kitty condo thing he bought because Calli had to have it.

Soo... my Fi is harassing our cats while your Fi builds a kitty condo.  Tee hee.

We just put up this contraption: (cat climber) and I'm pretty sure our cats are scared of it.  I thought they would be all over that thing.

And now Fi read this post over my shoulder and keeps asking what the "Knot ladies" are saying about him.  And asking why I get Internet friends and he doesn't!

jdluvr06

Lmao!!! That is too funny. How are you going to answer that? Our cat is pretty scared of the kitty condo at the moment but that is probably because my FI is cursing up a storm while he's trying to put the thing together. He has it in his head that we should get a kitten soon so that Calli doesn't get used to being an only kitty.

chibiyui

I might be drunk and thinking that posting cat gifs is the answer.

sarahufl

for some reason I read this as "super high" not "sugar high" and I was wondering what the hell kind of candy cart they had at his office.....

pinkcow13

Lmao this is a funny thread. Sigh FI and I are spending a sober evening in. We just got back from dinner, he is playing some game on his iPad and I'm watching a movie on lifetime as kitty licks himself. We are not drinking for a month. Me, because I'm on a super heathy streak, him cuz he's on antibiotics the dermatologist put him on. Gonna be a fun month lol

pinkshorts27

jdluvr06 said:

Lmao! That is funny. Right now my FI is trying to figure out how to put together this odd kitty condo thing he bought because Calli had to have it.

My cat is named Callie.  

pinkshorts27

My friends are all out drinking, but I'm tired and my foot hurts. So I'm sitting in and watching shows while applying for jobs and chatting with FI. He is goofing off online.

Cookie Pusher

FI and I went to the mall to look at ties for the guys in the wedding, then to TGI Friday's because we got a giftcard for Christmas. We had, like, the world's best waitress. She hooked us up with free chips and salsa, a 20% off coupon, and an enormous, over-sized Oreo Madness dessert after FI mentioned we stopped eating at Friday's 10 years ago when those went off the menu. He not only ate his giant bacon cheeseburger, he helped me finish off parts of my dinner that I wasn't thrilled with, but ate 2/3 of the ridiculous dessert. He was chattering like a chipmunk in the car. 3 minutes later, he was passed out on the couch snoring. Guess his sugar rush was short-lived. *sigh*

pinkcow13

Omg that dessert is really making me regret this stupid diet I am on!!!!

Cookie Pusher

I do not eat sweets, I am severely lactose intolerant AND my mother keeps telling me I look pregnant. Didn't care. Ate the hell out of one of the pieces anyway because I was in such a great mood after joking around with our waitress. It will be worth all 80 billion crunches I will have to do tomorrow. Our server got special permission from her manager to do this extra-large dessert for us because FI and I were super fun and entertaining tonight. We left her a 50% tip on the pre-coupon price, and I promised I would be back with some of my homemade treats for her. She was THAT amazing. If anyone is ever at the TGI Friday's in East Hanover (NJ), they need to ask for Caprice. She made our 2 hour dinner feel like time flew by.

pinkcow13

Wow that sounds so awesome. I love sweets myself so I try to avoid them like the plague ( I went through a cupcake addiction a few years back.) if we are ever in the area, we will definitely stop by there! I love their chocolate ice cream dessert. There is a wedding dress I want to try in and it is in Jersey, I'll have to check if it's in the area

JCbride2015

jdluvr06 said:

Lmao!!! That is too funny. How are you going to answer that? Our cat is pretty scared of the kitty condo at the moment but that is probably because my FI is cursing up a storm while he's trying to put the thing together. He has it in his head that we should get a kitten soon so that Calli doesn't get used to being an only kitty.

Haha hope he got the cat condo put together ok!  I told Fi a couple of the replies and showed him the cat gifs.  He giggled about it and now he's sleeping off the sugar high, cuddled up with my sister's dog we're babysitting.  I'm surrounded by sleeping furbabies right now, actually.

ETA: he's wearing his Ninja Turles Snuggie.  So he's like a huge green furbaby, too.

Cookie Pusher

I used to work bar and wait tables at a restaurant/banquet hall, so I know how hard it is to keep a positive attitude and upbeat demeanor late on a Friday night when your whole restaurant is filled with bratty, rich high school kids. This waitress was just beyond amazing, which is what will keep us coming back. That, and the return of the Oreo Madness! (Now I'm drooling just thinking about how good it was lol)

firebabe6519

This thread has made my morning! But now I want chocolate....

FutureMrsN3312

Cookie Pusher said:

I do not eat sweets, I am severely lactose intolerant AND my mother keeps telling me I look pregnant. Didn't care. Ate the hell out of one of the pieces anyway because I was in such a great mood after joking around with our waitress. It will be worth all 80 billion crunches I will have to do tomorrow. Our server got special permission from her manager to do this extra-large dessert for us because FI and I were super fun and entertaining tonight. We left her a 50% tip on the pre-coupon price, and I promised I would be back with some of my homemade treats for her. She was THAT amazing. If anyone is ever at the TGI Friday's in East Hanover (NJ), they need to ask for Caprice. She made our 2 hour dinner feel like time flew by.

That's my neck of the woods!!! Haven't been to Fridays in forever. Now I'm wanting it...

Cookie Pusher

You totally should! They have ridiculous Happy Hour specials Monday-Saturday during specific hours in the bar area and all day Sunday in the whole restaurant! FI and I had stopped going out to eat to save money, but we can't wait to go back for a couple of beers and $1.50 sliders!

jdluvr06

JCBride2014 said:

jdluvr06 said:

Lmao!!! That is too funny. How are you going to answer that? Our cat is pretty scared of the kitty condo at the moment but that is probably because my FI is cursing up a storm while he's trying to put the thing together. He has it in his head that we should get a kitten soon so that Calli doesn't get used to being an only kitty.

Haha hope he got the cat condo put together ok!  I told Fi a couple of the replies and showed him the cat gifs.  He giggled about it and now he's sleeping off the sugar high, cuddled up with my sister's dog we're babysitting.  I'm surrounded by sleeping furbabies right now, actually.

ETA: he's wearing his Ninja Turles Snuggie.  So he's like a huge green furbaby, too.

OMG! A ninja turtles snuggie! I love it! FI finally got the cat condo together. Of course the cat is avoiding it like the plague but my dog is fascinated and is using the base as a pillow.

Cookie Pusher

My mom's cats all hated the cat condos and scratching posts we got them. My kid sisters, on the other hand, loved hiding things in them!

hellohkb

sarahufl said:

for some reason I read this as "super high" not "sugar high" and I was wondering what the hell kind of candy cart they had at his office.....

I read it that way too, haha :-) 

Chipmunk415

FI didn't get drunk last night (good thing, because he's always either super cuddly/needy, or a total jerk) at dinner with his fam. His brother, however, had way too many beers, passed out on the floor after our late Christmas with them. There is now a video on my phone, taken by FI, where we are using a feather teaser cat toy, and gently brushing around his face, as FBIL unconsciously snores and swats at it. I'll get it up asap.