WHAT.

JCbride2015

Yes, there is something infinitely worse than the ultrasounds plastered all over your News Feed.  It is a 3D fetus replica, and it comes straight from the gaping maw of Hell.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/aaronc13/you-can-now-get-a-3d-printed-replica-of-your-fetus

HisGirlFriday13

Holy. Effing. Shitballs.

WHY would anyone want such a thing? Also, the nerd in me is annoyed by the "4-D" labelling. The fourth dimension is time -- since all ultrasounds are in real-time, you're not traveling into the fourth dimension to see them. What are labelled as 4-D are actually 3-D. 

But, back to the point:

margaritaaa

Well at least you'd be saving money on Halloween decorations...

doeydo

That thing is just creepy...

Maggie0829

The box it comes in looks like a freaking coffin!!

chibiyui

I'm not drunk enough for thisshit.

jdluvr06

Oh god. Ick. No

JCbride2015

chibiyui Cat gifs are the answer to everything tonight-- I approve.

pinkcow13

Omg I just read about this like half an hour ago!!!!! I was like wtf?! Who in the world would want that?! The first thing I thought of was that devil baby that has been roaming nyc.

Cookie Pusher

JCbride2015

pinkcow13 said:

Omg I just read about this like half an hour ago!!!!! I was like wtf?! Who in the world would want that?! The first thing I thought of was that devil baby that has been roaming nyc.

I'm so disappointed I didn't run into devil baby.

Amyzen83

What the frack!!!! Is it bad that I can't decide whether to be fascinated by this sort of technology or really creeped out? I mean who wouldn't want a statue of their future little snowflake?

Lamiavita

Okay, so have a 3D/4D/whatever it is picture of my son... The one where he actually looks like a baby, not an ultrasound black-and-white image, and it's amazing how much he actually looks like himself, if that makes sense.

Now, it may be stupidity, it may be the fact it's still early, it may even be the fact that my mind can't handle such a bizarre idea, but... Is this website actually saying that this company will provide you with an actual, personalised, realistic, fetus-doll?

I don't even...

What??

AddieCake

Fuck no. 

JennyColada

I don't even particularly want it once it comes out of me naturally.

Why would I want this abomination?!

hikebikebemerry

.. Well that was my daily dose of terrifying.

monkeysip

Lol the 3D pictures are nice, but no way am I spending $600 on a plastic physical replica of my baby.  So creepy.

firebabe6519

The pic I can understand, but the doll... Can anyone say Chucky nightmares...

pinkcow13

Sigh I too wanted to run into devil baby

CLI242009

I get freaked out as it is when my FSIL posts 3-D images of a baby (it's not even hers!) as she does a countdown. 90 days old.....134 days old, etc. I don't mind the countdown just the picture is frickin creepy!

HisGirlFriday13

CLI242009 said:

I get freaked out as it is when my FSIL posts 3-D images of a baby (it's not even hers!) as she does a countdown. 90 days old.....134 days old, etc. I don't mind the countdown just the picture is frickin creepy!

Then whose is it?!?

hikebikebemerry

I couldn't find the best pic of it, but this weirds me out as well:

(I have come across them with the 3D Ultrasound.. babies are cute and the miracle of life is amazing, but these are creepy!)

CLI242009

hikebikebemerry said:

I couldn't find the best pic of it, but this weirds me out as well:

(I have come across them with the 3D Ultrasound.. babies are cute and the miracle of life is amazing, but these are creepy!)

Wait what the heck am I looking at??!?! o.O

HisGirlFriday13 - EXACTLY!?!?? She posts this at the top of every week and I found out recently it's not even pics of her baby. So like I said I really don't mind the countdown, just the pics are completely unnecessary.

On a side note she keeps getting annoyed at people about the baby names. They're keeping it a secret (which is fine by me, whatever that's their business) so when she is annoyed I want to come back and say - then stop posting a baby countdown!! >.<

CaliMel11

Those things are so freaking creepy looking. I don't even like the 3d ones. I just like the regular kinds.

JCbride2015

I understand the appeal of the 3D ultrasound pics (or are those sonograms? idk) and although they sort of weird me out, I'm sure I will want that when it's my baby.  But the fetus dolls-- nononono!

What do you do with the fetus doll when your baby is born?  What if the kid plays with the doll?  Would this create a rift in time/space?

Chipmunk415

Just looked at the link....no, just, no. 

Looks like a whole bunch of miniature Gollum/Smeagels. I'd be terrified the thing would open its eyes and start asking "What's in it's pocketses, precioussssss?"

CLI242009

Chipmunk415 said:

Just looked at the link....no, just, no. 

Looks like a whole bunch of miniature Gollum/Smeagels. I'd be terrified the thing would open its eyes and start asking "What's in it's pocketses, precioussssss?"

I was thinking the exact same thing! I was like..."why do i want a weird looking Gollum?" xD

tammym1001

I couldn't even open the link because ultrasound pictures already freak me out and seeing one in 3D makes me want to hide. Why would you want something like that?

JCbride2015

tammym1001 said:

I couldn't even open the link because ultrasound pictures already freak me out and seeing one in 3D makes me want to hide. Why would you want something like that?

It gets worse.  It's a doll made to look exactly like the 3D ultrasound picture.  The thing really does look like Gollum.

Xandy417

Ewww. Just Ewww. I hate it when people expect me to be excited about looking at their ultrasounds. I couldn't bring myself to open the link either. What the fuck are they going to do with a doll that looks like the ultrasound? Put in in a display case? Eww.

PolarBearFitz

I personally enjoy when my good friends show me their ultra-sounds out of excitement for their new family addition. I think it is an exciting thing and I am happy for them. Plus the fact that they would share something that important to them with me makes me feel honored.

That aside: No freaking thank you to a 3-D model. You'll get your 3-d model in 9 months when you go into labor. Goodfreakingbatshitcraziness.