I'm afraid to go to the restroom

Cokezerofreak

Last night my bestie took me to this store where they sell Colombian girdles.  They are like Spanxs but on crack. Once you get them on, it doesn't move at all and lights the right areas while sucking in the others.  When the owner stuffed me into it last night it looked pretty easy.  This morning it took me about 15 minutes to get it on.  Since I have a flatter butt, she gave me one that's assless. So I'm sitting here at work feeling like my ass is exposed and I'm afraid to go to the restroom because I'm not sure if I can get it back on and/or how long it'll take for me to put it back on.  I bought it to go under the wedding dress but the owner said to wear it every day.  On the good side, I have an ass now and my boobs look huge!

PolarBearFitz

This really cracked me up! Oh the things we do for beauty. 

JCbride2015

I'm dying laughing over here.  Why is there no pee flap?  You'd think those girdle designers would think these things through...

misshart00

I'm also laughing. I wear a girls sometimes since I had a baby and there's hooks at the bottom so I can pee. I'm sorry you're afraid to pee.

climbingsingle

Lol! 

PolarBearFitz

I also have to add that I thought this post was going to be spider in the bathroom related. lol.

pumpkinsandturkeys

I remember when my best friend got married and her Spanx didn't have a hole in the crotch -- we ended up having to cut one before she put it on, for this very reason.

melbelleup

Awe I'm sorry you're afraid. I thought this post was going to relate more to me though. I refuse to pee at work lol. Good luck, I highly recommend not holding it for too long though.

ETA: Maybe I need to try this... I have no ass as well.. hmmm things to ponder.

Cokezerofreak

Well, it does have the hole but I'm afraid to use that one too. I left the panties on this morning under it so that wont help me today to try.  I know, I'm a whimp.  I managed to go but got completely naked since I'm wearing a dress.  One of my coworkers said she was about to check on me since her desk is right near the restroom and I was in there a long time.  Now she said she's just gonna laugh when I go in.

The price of beauty. 

JennyColada

What's the difference between a girdle and a corset (I could Google but asking y'all is more interesting)?

I have two amazing corsets and really want to wear one with my wedding dress, but they're both dark colors (one blue and one black) and don't think I'll get enough use out of a third.

photokitty

Well at least you can poop…being assless and all!! @;-)

melbelleup

photokitty said:

Well at least you can poop…being assless and all!! @;-)

hahahahaha!!! She has underwear on though sooo I don't think that would work either lol

Chipmunk415

I had a mental image of "assless spanx on crack" and just about spit water everywhere. Then, I was immediately reminded of Brazil's annual Miss BumBum competition....I need to get my mind out of the gutter, and go get me some spanx on crack.

KatWAG

Just go man, just go.

MairePoppy

I'll bet you can't wait to get home