NWR: I'm such a bitch.

JCbride2015

We ordered take-out tonight.  Our apartment building has an intercom system and usually the delivery guy comes inside to the apartment door.  Instead this time he calls my cell phone to say he's outside.  I go downstairs to meet him.  The whole floor is wet and salty from the snow and I'm in my socks.  I ask him, "Did you try the intercom?" "No, it's broken.  I've been to this building four times today and it rings and nobody picks up." Me: "I'm pretty sure it works.  Well, if it's not working, I want to tell the management."  So I called my own apartment on the intercom, Fi picks up, and I say: "Hi sweetie, we're just checking that the intercom works." And give a pointed look at Mr. Delivery Man.

I came back upstairs and told Fi, "I'm such a bitch.  Why do you love me?"

Fi: Cough cough... "Because you're a bitch!  But don't worry, you're a good bitch."

smalfrie19

haha... I would have done that too!!! Stupid people not doing their damn job. 

pinkshorts27

Eh, I would have done the same. I've ordered pizza a few times and the pizza guy called me instead of walking up to my apartment. They complained that I didn't leave my apartment number, but that doesn't work because I ordered online and my apartment number was on the damn receipt. 

jdluvr06

Lol

firebabe6519

That would be my reaction too. I have a huge pet peeve of laziness in people... Drives me batty! Lol

Cookie Pusher

Ugh, that would piss me off! In this kind of weather, you'd think he'd want to come inside for a few minutes where it's warm and not snowy!

APDSS22

"Well, if you hate getting tipped that much, it's okay with me." *Turn and walk off with tasty food.*  One of my managers is currently trying to figure out how to tell someone to keep doing their job while on the clock at work...multiple times in a 4 hour shift.  I told her to fire one (because it's multiple employees) as an example and hope the others catch on.  Dunno if she thought I was serious.