She has got to be the most annoying person I've ever met. I've worked with her for 6 years now (we're both senior management) and I'm not sure how some days I haven't jabbed a pencil into my ear just so I don't have to listen to her.
She is obsessed with babies and pregnant women. Whenever someone in the office was pregnant, she harassed them, touched their bellies, named their babies. I know some of this sounds cute. But it's not. The way she talks, you would think she's an OB/GYN. She's an accountant. Yes, she has 3 kids. Her oldest kid is 30 years old.
One of the chefs has a wife that is pregnant with twins. My annoying co-worker talks to him about it all the fucking time. "You know, your wife can't do this. And this. And she can't eat this." "When I was pregnant, blah blah blah." I probably hear her say "When I was pregnant" at least 5 times a day. Gah! You were pregnant 30 years ago! Guess what - shit has changed since then!
Sorry. I had just had to get that out. I feel better now.