NSFW (But good for a laugh): Responses to Cosmo Sex Tips

pumpkinsandturkeys

Work bestie and I just died over this, and I had to share.

See below for Cosmo's latest round of sex tips, and the writer's reaction.

http://groupthink.jezebel.com/cosmo-sex-tips-responses-1525757878

HisGirlFriday13

Oh, my God, that was hilarious.

pinkcow13

OMG are they serious with this stuff? Lmao.

JCbride2015

Dying laughing over here.  OMG

pumpkinsandturkeys

I'm so glad you're all enjoying them! We cry-laughed, especially at Nutella, arts & crafts, ice water, and blinking.

cupcait927

"Bitches love X-men". Died. Favorite line aside from the remarking about wasting an entire jar of Nutella. 

AddieCake

My husband and I are cracking up.

chibiyui

"Receive a butterfly kiss... of your breasts. To do: he bats his eyelids against the supersensitive underside of your breasts." WHO ARE YOU? THE MONARCH?

lightningsnow

I'm so glad my boss isn't in the office because I seriously could not stop myself from laughing loudly to all of that.

CLoGreenEyes

Losing it. Seriously, ice water? Nutella? The prayer position thing? Just no.

flyingfoxes

"Wear a cinnamony lotion or perfume. The smell of cinnamon buns increases men's blood flow 'down there.'" BONUS. YOU'LL SMELL LIKE A CAKE. SO YOU'LL TURN YOURSELF ON. BITCHES LOVE CAKES.  

jdluvr06

Hahaha... Too funny. I couldn't stop myself from laughing. Now my co-workers are asking me to email them what was so funny.

bethsmiles

This is hilarious! My co-workers think I've lost my mind because I can't stop laughing!

climbingsingle

Omg. HAHAHAHAHAHAA!

"Draw an attention-grabbing circle around your nipples using rhinestones and body glue for a special night in." AND A BIG ARROW TO YOUR VAG WITH THE WORDS EAT ME. MEN APPRECIATE NOTHING MORE THAN ARTS AND CRAFTS

Peaseblossom55

Hysterical!

emmaaa

HAHAHA!

APDSS22

My dogs are trying to figure out why I'm shaking and making those funny noises.  Thank you for posting the link!

Edited because I forgot how to grammar today.

cruffino

Just lol'ed on the ferry ride home. Awesome!

KeptInStitches

BF and I are bad people. This is the one we laughed most at:

"Adding a touch of danger to the day will stimulate dopamine in her brain, triggering her sex drive." SO PUSH HER OUT A WINDOW

smalfrie19

FI keeps looking over at me like I am nuts...I will agree with one thing..if my feet are cold..i am NOT in the mood..but a nice foot massage is going to go a lot further then asking me to massage your dick with my toes!!!! 

firebabe6519

The random Chilean volcano hike? Yes because that is sexy.

Loved this! Totally made my boring work day awesome!

pumpkinsandturkeys

smalfrie19 said:

FI keeps looking over at me like I am nuts...I will agree with one thing..if my feet are cold..i am NOT in the mood..but a nice foot massage is going to go a lot further then asking me to massage your dick with my toes!!!! 

**STUCK IN BOX**

That's EXACTLY what I said!!! If my feet are cold and you want me in the mood, you'd better be doing more than just sitting there and expecting me to cop a feel with my foot.