NWR: But E Related...

HaileyDancingbear

I hope this isn't real.  But if it was, and I received that poem, I would give them a giant box of condoms as a gift.  Just because that would be guaranteed to piss them off.  

FiancB

"here's a condom or ten

ribbed for her pleasure

just for good measure

to make sure you actually use them"

Cookie Pusher

FiancB said:

"here's a condom or ten

ribbed for her pleasure

just for good measure

to make sure you actually use them"

aurianna

Congratz on the celebration,
Of your special procreation.

But while we are all happy for you,
Birthing isn't something only you can do.

People have babies every day.
Your spawn is not for your friends to pay.

Just because you copulate,
My wallet need not capitulate.

Your entitlement is quite ugly;
I ain't buyin' you no baby buggy.

So take your poems and take your greed,
And shove it up where none can read.

Ex-friend, drop the sales pitch,
Pay your own bills, you ungrateful bitch.

HaileyDancingbear

This is the poem I'd include with the box of condoms:

Since one baby is too pricey for you
Please do not have two
And since I don't think it's such a crime
For your stupid cutesy poem to not rhyme...

wtf, seriously?
The fuck did you just send me?
This kind of shit is exactly why I skipped your shower.
I said I was at work
I lied
I was watching Archer on Netflix.
All. Damn. Day.
And I am not sorry.

chibiyui

HaileyDancingbear said:

This is the poem I'd include with the box of condoms:

Since one baby is too pricey for you
Please do not have two
And since I don't think it's such a crime
For your stupid cutesy poem to not rhyme...

wtf, seriously?
The fuck did you just send me?
This kind of shit is exactly why I skipped your shower.
I said I was at work
I lied
I was watching Archer on Netflix.
All. Damn. Day.
And I am not sorry.