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KeptInStitches

Dear @livleighton,

Strep sucks!! I hope you feel better soon. I had it a lot as a kid, and one of the things that helped my throat the most was flat Sprite (or any flat lemon-lime soda).

Stitches

Peaseblossom55

@livleighton feel better strep throat is the worst

Blue & White

@livleighton I figure strep isn't going to make you pound the calories cause OW but I hope you're feeling better soon!  And then I know your self control will be fantabulous!

evadorrough

Dear boss,

Please stop making decisions that inconvenience other people unnecessarily, then having me do the dirty work of actually telling them what you decided.  It makes me stressed out--I don't like being the bad guy!  

- Employee who likes being nice to other people

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Dear body,

You got this.  Last week felt awful, but you're on the right track now--just keep taking care of yourself, and you'll feel (and look) great in no time.

So much love,

Me

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Dear housemate,

Turn your damn alarm off in the morning.  I was up before you this morning (and every other morning), and it was driving me crazy while I was getting ready for work.  I have no idea how you were sleeping through that incessant beeping.

You're great, but come on.

-Housemate

Blue & White

@phira and @lmhollister holy crazy 10 days!!  Is it bad I called my venue coordinator to give her the final counts and she didn't ANSWER?  <--she better call me back lol

Don't worry, I emailed her the info too but aaaaagh, I just want to be all paid up and good to go!

Anyone want to road trip to VA?  I'm currently at 91 people and while we don't have a person minimum, we're supposed to have a food and beverage minimum that we're gonna be dang close to lol

IrishDreamer

Dear mom, Thanks for making me feel like shit and making me cry. You keep saying you wish I would come home, home to what?? There's nothing for me in Michigan. I'm finally happy and enjoying my life and that's not good enough for you. Sorry I'm not fucking sorry. You made a new life for yourself, one in which I feel like I don't belong and where it's going to be VERY awkward for me to visit. I'm not staying with you, because I don't even know this guy you married, nor his children, and his house is NOT my home. As much as you will hate it, IF, and yes, it's a big if, I visit, I will stay at a hotel or with stepdad. Deal with it. But, honestly I'm probably not visiting. Love, Daughter that feels exiled Dear self, Get.your.ass.to.the.gym.tomorrow. No more excuses. Love, Self Dear Old rental company, I've been more than fair. Can we please just be sending me a check already?? You should know by now I'm not giving up. No love, Not getting screwed Dear liv, Strep sucks. Sending warm fuzzies. Love, Irish

suzie211

Dear pants,

Why you no fit?  I refuse to buy more, so figure out how to zip.  Mmmkay.

Regards,

Unbuttoned pants are classy

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Dear brother,

It's a cold; not the plague.  Get off your lazy ass and go back to work.  

Signed,

No patience

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Dear Sister,

So excited to see you.  Please have plans for us this weekend.  I'm too lazy to make any for us, so I'd like to just tag along where you go.

Sincerely,

Excited but over planning

IrishDreamer

@blue, If I didn't have football, I totally would!!! Damn playoffs!!!

loves2shop4shoes

Dear DH,

I'm so sorry that your cousin passed away.  I don't think pretending it didn't happen and refusing to talk about it are healthy.  I love you and I'm here for you.  We're in this together…for better or worse.

Your wifey.

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Dear Boss,

Methinks it's time for you to go back on vacation.  Also, I can't believe you refused to let me leave work yesterday until I got into gory specifics about my gynecological EMERGENCY.  Why is me saying, "I'm having a gynecological emergency and need to leave," not enough?

No love, ever again,

Your employee who nearly hemorrhaged in the chair in your office.

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Dear Job Gods,

If you could kindly work it out so I don't have to continue dealing with nonsense, I'd like that a whole lot.

Signed,

Exhausted and abused.

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Dear Ladybits,

FUCK YOU.  Seriously.  Fuck. YOU.

Signed,

If I didn't want children someday, I'd make them just REMOVE YOU ALL!

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Dear Former Gynecologists,

How is it possible that I've gotten such irresponsible care up until this point?

Signed,

Tell me which cereal box you got your MD out of…I'd like an MD too!

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Dear @BriSox81,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Love,

Shoes

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Dear @BriSox81's BF,

So, not to be all BSC, but if you do not present the pony by this weekend, you may or may not find yourself attacked by a band of scary looking Portuguese men.

Signed,

Wants to unleash the BSC of planning @BriSox81's wedding

evadorrough

@IrishDreamer,  aw, that's sounds awful.  I'm sorry you're having to deal with your mom like that.  :-(

IrishDreamer

travelcoffeemug0 said:

@IrishDreamer,  aw, that's sounds awful.  I'm sorry you're having to deal with your mom like that.  :-(

Thanks.
I love my mom dearly, but this is nothing new. She's fucking nuts and a fucking bitch.

I'm just goin to have to stop talking to her. Which kills me because we used to be really close. I just can't deal with it anymore

Dignity100

Dear @BriSox81,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!  

Take care,
Dignity

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Dear Loki and Nessie,

I love you pups more than life itself.  Thanks for always being there to make me smile.  I hate leaving you guys as much as I do.

Love,
Your Human

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Dear FI

We really need to both stop working so many hours so we can catch up!

Love
You FI who also works too much

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Dear Co-Worker

You need to pick up the slack.  It's not really fair that the rest of your team members are putting in 50+ hours while you stay around the 40 hours worked mark.  You also really need to concentrate on learning your job - it's been over 9 months!!

Sincerely,
Your frustrated-over-worked Team Mate

GoldenPenguin

Dear NEY,

THANK YOU SO MUCH for all the birthday loves!! You ladies are seriously just the best, ever. I am so glad that you all want my pony to come as much as I do! I can't wait to show it to you all

SO MANY LOVES!!

Your resident BriSox

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Dear BF,

No pressure or anything, but a birthday pony would probably be the BEST pony ever. In case you were wondering.

But, just in case, a trip to Boston to see Pentatonix is probably the next best thing

ALLLLL the loves!

Me

foxish

BriSox81 said:

Dear NEY,

THANK YOU SO MUCH for all the birthday loves!! You ladies are seriously just the best, ever. I am so glad that you all want my pony to come as much as I do! I can't wait to show it to you all

SO MANY LOVES!!

Your resident BriSox

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Dear BF,

No pressure or anything, but a birthday pony would probably be the BEST pony ever. In case you were wondering.

But, just in case, a trip to Boston to see Pentatonix is probably the next best thing

ALLLLL the loves!

Me

I fucking love Pentatonix!! Happy birthday! I hope your pony is the sparkliest ever!

[Deleted User]

@TwoDimes - no problem!    you just don't want it.

dear job,

you make me want to slit my throat.  no, really.

no love,
Coco

tuarceatha

Happiest of birthdays, @BriSox8!

Hi @cu97tiger,
We're gonna have so much fun!!! An epic vacation for sure.
Also, Saturday cannot come soon enough. I miss you.
Loves,
tuarceatha

Dear Expedia,
F you guys.
Sincerely,
This girl

Peaseblossom55

@Blue I wish I could go down to VA and crash.  I have too much going on including a baby shower for a good friend.

Blue & White

@peaseblossom55 no lie the veggie meal is undisclosed. I have no idea what they're eating lol. It's like chefs choice. I'm sure it'll be delish I just don know what it is!

@irishdreamer hugs! Good luck to the boy at football! At least playoffs means you almost have free weekends (it's getting hot for football!!)

@brisox81 omg please please be a pentatonix pony!!!

Dear world,
We're going to an Os game like 3 days after our wedding. How lame is it that I want a congrats on the jumbo tron?! I should make a kick ass sign though - what should I put? It should be along the lines of "just married" but have an o so I can make the os logo!
-blue

Peaseblossom55

@blue & white, eh I'm not too picky :-) Chefs are usually pretty good with that stuff. 

lmcooper86

Dear @BriSox81 happy birthday! I hope you get the pretty sparkly pony!

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Dear boss,

Thanks SO MUCH for going back on something you decided months ago and making extra work for me this morning!

Sincerely,

The girl who clearly had nothing else to do

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Dear BF

I know you booked this trip before we met but I am bummed you are going away next week

Love the girl who has no desire to golf but would love to go to Florida anyways

 

BreMR

Dear BF,

I really wish you hadn't told me that you are going ring shopping... I overthink every time you leave the house.....

Love, 

Your secretly BSC girlfriend.

Dear Spanish Professor,

Please stop teaching me Spanish by speaking Spanish to me... I just nod and pretend I get it, and now I have to take a test I will likely fail.

Sincerely,

No Hablas Espanol

Dear scale,

Let's break up.

Sincerely, 
why-is-that-number-there?

CLoGreenEyes

Dear Liv,

Feel better soon!

Love,

CLo

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Dear Bri,

So much concert jealousy right now. Have a WONDERFUL time! (Crossing my fingers for some pony action, whoot whoot!)

Love,

CLo

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Dear Mom,

I swear to God I'm going to lose it if I walk into the house and you are watching Law & Order SVU AGAIN tomorrow. I know you're sick right now, and I know you just like that show, but you are really worrying me. I truly can't remember the last time I came into the house and you WEREN'T watching something on TV. I'm just worried about you, and I don't know what I can do to help - you seem so unhappy and not interested in life.

Love,

Your daughter

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Dear self,

Four more months, and I PROMISE you will have time, energy, and money again. This won't last forever.

Some self-love for this crazy week

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Dear best friend,

I don't even understand your wedding day itinerary right now. Meet at your house FOUR HOURS BEFORE THE CEREMONY? And I'm not really understanding what in the world you're thinking with the transportation. You want me to drop my car at your house and ride in the limo with you up to the ceremony, have my "significant other" (HELLO, HAVE YOU EVEN BEEN PAYING ATTENTION?!?!?!) drive me to the reception venue, and then (I'm assuming here) ride a unicorn or a dragon or something BACK to your house to pick up my car at the end of the night? I'm just seriously not comprehending right now.

And also, I know that the wedding taking over our friendship is just temporary, but I'm really getting sick of us making plans and then it turning into a program-folding marathon. Just sayin'.

Love,

Your best friend who is just a little stressed and is probably overreacting to some relatively minor and time-limited issues

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Dear nursing note,

Please finish yourself tonight; I just can't even with the nursing process right now.

Love,

Exhausted nursing student

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Dear piece of cookie cake that I am craving,

Any time you want to deliver yourself to my house, that'd be great.

Love,

I don't even care if I fit into this bridesmaid dress anymore I just want FOOD

CLoGreenEyes

@TwoDimes, I am so going to attempt to recreate that cookie cake this weekend! Yum! Also, thank you